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[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Sorry friend computer, I shall be there right away!"

I run fast as I can to R&D.

[Grek]

You see a sign on the wall. It reads:

Stairs:
<-----
1st floor. PLC
2nd floor. PIL sector Red Barracks 01037. You are here.
3th floor. HDP&MC
4th floor. Power Services.
5th floor. R&D

Elevator
----->

There's also a B3 vending machine.

[Armok]

I sprint up the stairs.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

I take the stairs too. The last time I went on that elevator I ended up getting turned into some wierd creature and dissected by the scientists. Wait a sec, what's the well-known synonym for death around here again?

Oh wait it's sent to test for R&D, isn't it? Damn. There goes my future.

[Jetsquirrel]

is it still possible to join?

[Kashyyk]

Lozza also sprints up the stairs as fast as is physically possible.

"Remember guys, that lift is a blue lift."

[major_sephiroth]

Tauja closes his book, sighs, grabs the Lasgun and the Lasgun battery and walks to R&D.

[Grek]

While sprinting, Lozza-R-RED and Eble-R-KRB run directly into a scrubbot mopping the stairs. They slip, fall, and knock over Mars-R-NEW and the bucket. All three are covered in cleaning fluid and dirty water. The scrubbot starts beeping.

[Armok]

I check what's wrong with it, and try to get it working before continuing, as long as it dosnt take more than half a minute or so. it probably just involves rightening it.

[Grek]

Eble-R-KRB manages to get the scrubbot set right-side up. It doesn't stop beeping. You notice that a second scrubbot has also arrived. It, too, is beeping.

[Armok]

does the bots have access terminals on them? if so, i check the [technobabble], and then I simply [technobabble] it.

[Kashyyk]

Lozza also examines the scrubbots and attempts to work out what is wrong with them, but also only spending half a minute on this.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

I clean myself off, very quickly getting the dirty water off me.

[Grek]

There are now twelve scrubbots here. Lozza and Eble are surrounded. Suddenly, the beeping stops and a recording is heard:

"Citizens Lozza-R-RED and Eble-R-KRB, your uniforms are very dirty. Please remain still for mandatory bonus cleaning and Extra-fun disinfection. Have a nice day!"

The two are sprayed with a lime green, super-fun _{acid spray} cleaning agent and get their faces scrubbed with a nice, cleansing steel wool cleaning pad. There is alot of blood. You may need a docbot.

Tauja arrives on the scene, with Ack following close behind.

[Kashyyk]

"Thanks for the clean up, would you mind sending for a docbot?"
Lozza says, while attempting to keep the blood off of her now clean uniform.