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[Grek]

Greetings, Infer-red Citizen [Censored]! You have been selected to become a Troubleshooter for Friend Computer! Please read the inclosed instructions, fill out form 22b-19a and report to your new Red Barracks in the PIL sector for equipment issuence!

Rules:

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[DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS. KNOWLEDGE OF THE RULES IS TREASON.]

Form 22b-19a:

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1. Name. Please use First name — ROYGBIV security clearance initial — three-letter sectord esignation — clone number.format, ie. Elle-R-KNO
2. Current occupation.
3. Tic 1.
4. Tic 2. Exactly like section 2.
5. Best skill.
6. Second best skill.
7. Third best skill.
8. Fourth next best skill.
9. Fifth best skill.
10. Sixth best skill.
11. Prefered Mandatory Bonus Duty.
12. Service firm, if any.
13. Servive group, if any.

IMPORTANT SECURITY QUESTIONS:
16. Are you a Mutant?
17. If so, have you reported your mutation?
18. Are you a Communist?
19. Have you ever been a Communist?
20. Are you sure you are not a Communist, comrade?
21. Are you a Traitor?
22. Do you love Friend Computer?
23. Coldfun or Hotfun?

Sign here:
X_____________________________

Immediately mail to

Other useful info:

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[DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]

[Armok]

Form 22b-19a:

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1. Name: Eble-R-KRB
2. Current occupation: Filling out form 22b-19a
3. Tic 1. Scratching my chin
4. Tic 2. Hyperventilating
5. Best skill. Party organization
6. Second best skill. Programing
7. Third best skill. Cooking
8. Fourth next best skill. Cleaning
9. Fifth best skill. Estimating peaple.
10. Sixth best skill. Telling bad puns.
11. Prefered Mandatory Bonus Duty. Confection testing.
12. Service firm, if any. none
13. Servive group, if any. none

IMPORTANT SECURITY QUESTIONS:
16. Are you a Mutant? FALSE
17. If so, have you reported your mutation? TRUE
18. Are you a Communist? FALSE
19. Have you ever been a Communist? FALSE
20. Are you sure you are not a Communist, comrade? TRUE
21. Are you a Traitor? FALSE
22. Do you love Friend Computer? TRUE
23. Coldfun or Hotfun? Coldfun.

Sign here:
X__Eble____________________

Immediately mail to

[Aqizzar]

Form 22b-19a:

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1. Ack-R-SAR
2. Food Vat Cleaner
3. cooks food extra thoroughly
4. always stands close to walls
5. Cleaning
6. Cooking
7. Sneaking
8. Pistol Shooting
9. Party Organization
10. Propaganda
11. Bonus Duty - cleaning plumbing
12. Firm - none, of course
13. Service - PLC

IMPORTANT SECURITY QUESTIONS:
16. Are you a Mutant? - No!
17. If so, have you reported your mutation? - I'm not a mutant!
18. Are you a Communist? - I'm not a commie either!
19. Have you ever been a Communist? - I just said no!
20. Are you sure you are not a Communist, comrade? - I'm sure I'm sure!
21. Are you a Traitor? - Not a traitorous thought here, Superior Citizen!
22. Do you love Friend Computer? - I love Friend Computer!
23. Coldfun or Hotfun? - Coldfun for me!

Sign here:
X_ackackackack____________________

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Form 22b-19a:

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1.  Mars-R-NEW
2. Emperor of the red planet
3. Delusions of grandeur.
4. Cannibalism.
5. Shooting people.
6. eating people.
7. Preparing people to be eaten.
8. Covering up evidence of eating people.
9. Justifying eating people.
10. Ballroom dancing.
11. Eating traitors.
12. None.
13. None.

IMPORTANT SECURITY QUESTIONS:
16. No.
17. No.
18. No.
19. No.
20. YES.
21. No.
22. ME LOVE FRIEND COMPUTER?
23. Hotfun, definitely.

Sign here:
X______Screw__You____________________

[Kashyyk]

Form 22b-19a:

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1. Name:
Lozza-R-RED
2. Current Occupation:
Hardware repair
3. Tic 1:
Unable to keep still
4. Tic 2:
Hums incessantly
5. Best skill:
Weapons cleaning
6. Second best skill:
Turning in Traitors
7. Third best skill:
Following Orders
8. Fourth next best skill:
Exercising
9. Fifth best skill:
Painting
10. Sixth best skill:
Being happy
11. Prefered Mandatory Bonus Duty:
Waitering
12. Service firm, if any:
Enforcers
13. Servive group, if any:
N/A

IMPORTANT SECURITY QUESTIONS:
16. Are you a Mutant? YES
17. If so, have you reported your mutation? YES
18. Are you a Communist? NO
19. Have you ever been a Communist? NO
20. Are you sure you are not a Communist, comrade? YES
21. Are you a Traitor? NO
22. Do you love Friend Computer? YES
23. Coldfun or Hotfun? HOTFUN

Sign here:
X__Lozza______________________

Immediately mail to

[major_sephiroth]

Form 22b-19a:

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1. Name: Tauja-R-TEJ
2. Current occupation: Reading books
3. Tic 1. Is a recluse.
4. Tic 2. Has severe trouble dealing with people.
5. Best skill. Comprehension
6. Second best skill. Shelving
7. Third best skill. Cleaning
8. Fourth next best skill. Cooking
9. Fifth best skill. Quoting books
10. Sixth best skill. Throwing, mostly books
11. Preferred Mandatory Bonus Duty. Book reader.
12. Service firm, if any. N/A
13. Service group, if any. N/A

IMPORTANT SECURITY QUESTIONS:
16. Are you a Mutant? FALSE
17. If so, have you reported your mutation? N/A
18. Are you a Communist? FALSE
19. Have you ever been a Communist? FALSE
20. Are you sure you are not a Communist, comrade? TRUE
21. Are you a Traitor? FALSE
22. Do you love Friend Computer? TRUE
23. Coldfun or Hotfun? Coldfun!

Sign here:
X__Tauja___________________

Immediately mail to

[Grek]

Excellent. Signups closed. From this post on, the thread is now IC with OOC in italics.
You are currently in the Red Barracks in the PIL sector. You are all there and have your bunks. You were each issued the following:
1 Lasgun
1 Red Lasgun Battery
1 Red Armor
2 Pair of Red Jumpsuits
1 Red Apple

[Kashyyk]

Lozza is sitting on her bed, humming to her self. She gets up, looks through her cupboard for something then sits back down, empty handed.
"So, what do you reckon our Friend, The Computer will want us to do?"

[Armok]

Eble is sitting on a bed, rocking back and forth, telling bad puns out loud and then laughing girlishly at them.

[major_sephiroth]

Tauja is looking under his bed, trying to find more books to read. He also looks down on Eble, who is telling puns that are not humorous and vulgar.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Mars is on his bed, eating... something.

Incidentally, yet another one of your bunk-mates has mysteriously disappeared.

[Grek]

A voice comes on over the loudspeaker:

"HELLO, TROUBLESHOOTERS, THIS IS FRIEND COMPUTER. WHY HAVEN'T YOU LEFT YET? YOU WHERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN R&D NINE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SEVEN SECONDCYCLES AGO."

[Kashyyk]

"Oh No! I'm very sorry friend computer, we'll be there right away!"

She leaps up, straps on her armour, grabs her laser and battery and bolts out of the room. Presumably followed by everyone else.

[Armok]

I jump up, forget most of my stuff (some of it I had in my pockets before) and skip at high speed towards the R&D at high speed! While skipping along, I shout "I'm very sorry friend computer! Really sorry! Thou in difference to Lozza I'm still happy anyway! ^_^"

[Kashyyk]

"I am happy! I'm just a little suprised as well.