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[Vester]

Three words.

"The Common Cold."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

One word: "medicine".

[Jackrabbit]

I discovered a cure for the common cold. I hid it on mars. Dracula's a nice guy, actually, once you meet him.

[Duke 2.0]

One word: "medicine".

Won't do no good, unless you are so stuffed with antibiotics and preservatives that you'll likely poison your everything.

 Note medicine generally works to strengthen the immune system. Won't do jack squat if you don't have one in the first place. Although I guess antibacterial would be best, as you would more than likely be immune to all viruses.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Who said that we don't have immune systems? It's not like we actually invaded in the 19th century.

[Duke 2.0]

Who said that we don't have immune systems? It's not like we actually invaded in the 19th century.

Complete biological separation for thousands/millions of years means evolution has done its dirty thing. We have diseases the world didn't know a hundred years ago. And they are just getting stronger and stronger. Unless you annually wipe out a quarter of your population immunizing your species(In which case, not terribly many of you to deal with), our diseases will kick your collective nasty asses. No matter what crap you've got inside.

 And no making up "Well, we have nanobots which take care of us!" crap.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Well now, thanks to the biological miracle known as "biochemical barriers" Your diseases cannot affect us, as we evolved separately, on completely different worlds. On the other hand, our diseases cannot affect you. Not that it matters.

[Duke 2.0]

 It's not even diseases that are the problem here, it is things like fungi and bacteria that would have a field day on a body that has no experience whatsoever with said fungi and bacteria. Actual diseases like viruses would indeed be completely ineffective on eachother, but minerals and biological tissues are equally edible for decomposers that are not being actively stopped.

 But back to the topic at hand!

 ...

 I'm actually too scared to search up anything with a -man or -man extension, as my imagination can come up with too much crap gay dudes would come up with.

[Vester]

Hee!

I searched Olmman.

Only avatars.

[JoshuaFH]

I wonder what space alien jerky would taste like...

[Judas Maccabeus]

Hee!

I searched Olmman.

Only avatars.

Oh thank God.  That's one I'd definitely not want failing. 

[Sensei]

If you're made of meat, you'll rot.

And I'm sure the Mi-Go are from Rupert.

Space alien jerky didn't fail, but apparently there IS a restaurant called 'Alien Fresh Jerky'. I'm also discounting some 'artsy' (no bits showing) nude photos talking about space and lighting...

I also found this, which every needs to see (mind your SAN, even though it's youtube-friendly).

While we are... were... on Cthulu, how much Power do people usually have? 1d4?

[Cthulhu]

3d6 POW.

And Duke and Martianemperor, come on.  Stop with the fighting.  Can't we all just get along?

[JoshuaFH]

I take the blame for throwing TNME into argument mode. I was joking around about shooting elder gods with space cannons afterall.

[Sensei]

Granted, it's easy material for epic imagery.

Speaking of which, a Cthulu campaign set on a space station would be awesome...