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WorkerDrone

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Re: Seemingly innocent search terms
« Reply #195 on: August 29, 2009, 07:49:00 pm »

I'll pay for the next five rounds actually...
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Re: Seemingly innocent search terms
« Reply #196 on: August 29, 2009, 07:54:31 pm »

I don't use brain bleach.
Reading youtube comments works just as well.

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Re: Seemingly innocent search terms
« Reply #197 on: August 29, 2009, 07:59:38 pm »

Pass the brain bleach.

Can we get a full round of that?
unfortunately even the brain bleach is contaminated.
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Re: Seemingly innocent search terms
« Reply #198 on: August 29, 2009, 08:36:04 pm »

Pass the brain bleach.

Can we get a full round of that?
unfortunately even the brain bleach is contaminated.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
All is lost.
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Re: Seemingly innocent search terms
« Reply #199 on: August 29, 2009, 08:38:33 pm »

Luckily I passed my sanity check, and only lost 10 sanity points! HEAHAHAHEAHAEHEAHAAH!
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Re: Seemingly innocent search terms
« Reply #200 on: August 29, 2009, 08:41:23 pm »

Too bad the sanity score maxes out at 8 NME!
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Re: Seemingly innocent search terms
« Reply #201 on: August 29, 2009, 08:44:52 pm »

Not if you play Call of Cthulhu.... wait a second. *Checks character sheet* Mythos score 95%?! Uh oh. *starts babbling and going mad.*

Edit: for those who do not know, in CoC the stats are percentage based, and maximum sanity is limited proportionally by ones Mythos score.
« Last Edit: August 29, 2009, 08:57:14 pm by TheNewerMartianEmperor »
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Re: Seemingly innocent search terms
« Reply #202 on: August 29, 2009, 10:48:48 pm »

Instead of typing "sdfsa" to test if her internet was working, my innocent girlfriend typed "xxx" in a search engine. She was shocked by what appeared. I found the story a little funny :P
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Re: Seemingly innocent search terms
« Reply #203 on: August 29, 2009, 11:01:51 pm »

I am immune! I have 0 sanity points already! *Mad giggling*
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Re: Seemingly innocent search terms
« Reply #204 on: August 29, 2009, 11:09:09 pm »

Instead of typing "sdfsa" to test if her internet was working, my innocent girlfriend typed "xxx" in a search engine. She was shocked by what appeared. I found the story a little funny :P

She obviously has some repressed memories. One time, me and my friend typed battlebots.com in address bar. We got a picture of a nude women - it was a porn site entrance. We were 12, and never succeeded in finding it again. Couldn't remember what we misspelled.
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Re: Seemingly innocent search terms
« Reply #205 on: August 30, 2009, 12:18:31 am »

I am immune! I have 0 sanity points already! *Mad giggling*
You don't count.
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Re: Seemingly innocent search terms
« Reply #206 on: August 30, 2009, 12:24:12 am »

I am immune! I have 0 sanity points already! *Mad giggling*
I find that hard to believe. You've always struck me as someone waaaay into the negatives.
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Re: Seemingly innocent search terms
« Reply #207 on: August 30, 2009, 01:28:26 am »

So, does knowing more Mythos make you able to take more absurdity? Or less?

Would it be the equivalent of hanging around on deeper and darker parts of the internet until you go '"b/? Oh come on, that's nothing! There was this one time..."

Because, I take it that (even though yes, it's quite clear everyone is exaggerating) I'm the only one who is neither disturbed nor particularly turned on. Maybe it's just me- sluttiness (eg porn) is an inherent turn off for me. I guess it's a safety feature.
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Re: Seemingly innocent search terms
« Reply #208 on: August 30, 2009, 01:43:51 am »

I'm not really disturbed by anything I find on the internet.
Real life is much, much scarier.

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Re: Seemingly innocent search terms
« Reply #209 on: August 30, 2009, 01:47:10 am »

Since everything on the internet comes from people in real life, I have no doubt about that.
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