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[umiman]

You won't find porn if you image search "potato".

[Eagle]

You won't find porn if you image search "potato".

I am incredibly skeptical of this.

[Jackrabbit]

You wont get porn if you search asparagus. Unfortunately, you will if you search DF.

[umiman]

Asparagus found softcore porn. Peta's banned superbowl ad apparently. For obvious reasons I can't link it here but it was on my 19th image search page.

[Jackrabbit]

Daaaaamn. Uh, try - almost said tv repair man, but no - try transubstantiation.

[Sensei]

I almost made it on 'vatican'... do statues count?

There's a word longer than antidisestablishmentarianism (which does get one panty picture); it's a lung illness caused by volcanic ash. Anyone remember it?

EDIT: It's Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. I'm trying it.

I THINK there's no porn, but there's tough calls on what some of these qualify as.

[qwertyuiopas]

"3Dwarf"?
"OpenGL"?
"Armok"?

[Jackrabbit]

I searched horse. I should have known better. Damn YTMND.

[Jreengus]

After that I had to search for the superbowl ad. I have to say how on earth can they possibly claim vegetarians have better sex??? It makes no sense, they provide no evidence. In what way do vegetarians have better sex?

Also one of their other ads had a bunch of numbered reasons to become vegetarian. One was: No one should have to make a living by killing. So tell me PETA is not having any job at all better?

[zchris13]

Yeah! Stopping me from killing is a violation of my rights!

[Sensei]

Heh, nice to see somewhere on the internet where there aren't even trolls to side with vegetarianism. At any rate, I'm sure they're all 'hemp' advocates.

Results for CTRL+ALT+DEL: A bikini on the first page, but smooth sailing after that. Until I got to some fan art about the comic by the same name...

Gniess: No luck (by which I mean there eventually is softcore porn)

Schist: There's an ancient schist statue on page 18.

Potassium: Potassium Gluconate has something to do with fitness, which is a word for skimpy bikinis.

[Strife26]

"Seemingly innocent search terms" fails on the first page.

[qwertyuiopas]

Microcline. Checked it myself up to 20 pages. Nothing.

The eyesore that is not! (At least in this context)

[Jackrabbit]

After that I had to search for the superbowl ad. I have to say how on earth can they possibly claim vegetarians have better sex??? It makes no sense, they provide no evidence. In what way do vegetarians have better sex?

Logically, more vegetarians despise meat eaters than meat eaters despise vegetarians (because people who are vegetarians are more likely to be devoted to it, or fanatical - though I know a fair few that aren't). Therefore, by sleeping with a fellow vegetarian, they are less likely to be unhappy with their partner. Convoluted logic!

[Zironic]

After that I had to search for the superbowl ad. I have to say how on earth can they possibly claim vegetarians have better sex??? It makes no sense, they provide no evidence. In what way do vegetarians have better sex?

Logically, more vegetarians despise meat eaters than meat eaters despise vegetarians (because people who are vegetarians are more likely to be devoted to it, or fanatical - though I know a fair few that aren't). Therefore, by sleeping with a fellow vegetarian, they are less likely to be unhappy with their partner. Convoluted logic!

Fanatical sex due to fanatical beliefs. This is why religious people get pregnant.