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[Aqizzar]

...No no no, that's all wrong.  If nothing else, how does the other side stay on?

[Cthulhu]

Maybe they just walk funny when they wear them.

[Duke 2.0]

 Mayhaps just invented for photoshoots?

[Cthulhu]

Apparently people wear them as bikini bottoms.  I think if I saw someone walking around like that my jaw would actually detach from my head and fall on the ground.

The audacity.  It's crazy the difference a waistband makes.

[Jreengus]

For those wondering how they stay up according to wikipedia they are "held in place firmly by a flexible internal frame"
Also apparently they suck

[Cthulhu]

That doesn't make sense though.

[Zironic]

It's an ingenious device to get women to wear underwear that can fall off at a moment's notice.

[zchris13]

It's an ingenious device to get women to wear underwear that can fall off at a moment's notice.

Oh. I hate those.  Scantily clad women, although certainly desirable, can become REALLY awkward.
It's even more awkward when their bottoms just fall of.

[Cthulhu]

Does that happen a lot around you or something?

[Gunner-Chan]

The trick is to wear really tight clothes, though I wouldn't consider myself scantily clad.

[Footkerchief]

Oh. I hate those.  Scantily clad women, although certainly desirable, can become REALLY awkward.
It's even more awkward when their bottoms just fall of.

High heels have taught us that awkwardness is in itself desirable.

[Cthulhu]

I don't get high heels.

[Jualin]

I disapprove of this thread on principle.

Why? Because I sought to find terms that don't turn up naughty results, and am now on the brink of vomiting.

This was a terrible idea.

I thought I had a winner with the word eye. Until I found page 19.

Then I tried ear. Lost on page 13.

Then I tried brain. None until page 33. And I have no idea how it relates to brains. In any way. Might as well have called the darned image "Senior Cookie Cutter Extreme Maximus".

Then I thought toes were a good idea. Page 1.

EDIT: Skip trying again, I'll just take it for granted that there's no word that is not seemingly innocent with safe search off. Good night.

[Makrond]

I never realised before how much an eye can look like women's gen- OH GOD THAT'S INFECTED AUGH!

Remind me not to do that again.

[Kagus]

Look, given enough wiggle room, ANY search term will result in something mind-rending.  What say we put a max range on how many pages a term can go before it's considered "clean", or just go for the longest stretch?