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[Sensei]

Snakes failed immediately, but not like you'd think. Also on the first page was an awesome picture.

Yes, it's safe for work in that could show it in public. But if your boss sees it, they'll be thoroughly conviced you aren't working...

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[Cthulhu]

Cthulhu loses 11 SAN.

Cthulhu cancels read post: Insane

[Duke 2.0]

 Unsurprisingly, looking for an image of a sandwich made of knives by looking up "Knife Sandwhich" leads to no knife sandwhich! I need to make this better...

 "Hurtful sandwhich". Not even a domestic abuse comic!
 "Dangerous sandwhich" Still not good enough.
 "Manwhich" Somehow this did not turn up mind scarring images. Which surprised me.

[Sensei]

I never played the Cthulu roleplaying game. How much sanity do you normally start with?

Oh, and searching for Cthulu turns up no R34 until page 39, which isn't even directly Cthulu related (seems to eb in the username or something). And, surprisingly, that is it.

The internet left one thing untouched- or I'll just assume that without deliberately searching Cthulu porn.

[Cthulhu]

5 times your Power, I think.

11 SAN in one shot would cause temporary insanity.

Searching for Cthulhu porn would be detrimental to your health.

I needed money for college, okay?

[Jreengus]

I have seen cthulhu porn, rule 35 too.

[PointZilla]

5 times your Power, I think.

11 SAN in one shot would cause temporary insanity.

Searching for Cthulhu porn would be detrimental to your health.

I needed money for college, okay?

RAWR!
(You said I was your one and only!)

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

It is 5 times your power. Hmm... since I am a supernatural creature (I. E. alien) would I have a sanity score?

[Vester]

You're technically a natural creature, since you conform to euclidean geometry, unlike the Elder Things, who just don't.

Sooooo yeah, as a Martian, you have a sanity score. Different things might affect it, though. For example, you might have no problem with mind rending blood and gore, but you might see human food and think WHAT IS THAT THING and lose your mind after seeing a sandwich.

[JoshuaFH]

Yes, you have a sanity score, but you get a bonus to sanity since you frequent outer space on a regular basis.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

I'm pretty sure the Mi-Go don't have a sanity score. Lemme check.

EDIT: No, they do not.

[Cthulhu]

Yeah, but Mi-Go are from Yuggoth.  You're just from Mars.

[Jreengus]

Since this topic is in the midst of a semi derailment I don't feel guilty asking this:
What's with all the cyborgs?

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Yuggoth is just pluto, man. Pluto's a freaking chunk of rock that is no longer a planet. We're five times better then that puny non-planet thingy.

[Cthulhu]

That's what you think.  Yuggoth is actually a huge black planet that orbits the sun perpendicular to the other planets.  That's why it hasn't been discovered yet.  Within a few hundred years it'll pass close enough to Earth that it'll look as big as the moon.  You know what'll happen then.  That's right, madness.