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[kcwong]

I was reading this post:

That would be kind of awesome though. The giant shark starts breaking the glass window in the middle of your dining room, as the dwarves watch in horror. A trickle of water bursts through, then in a flash everything is blown away.

That reminds me of a movie in which researchers extract some chemicals from a shark's brain to cure cancer. The side effect is that the sharks get smarter... and end up eating almost all of them.

But I forgot the name of that movie... so I googled movie shark (web search).

Oh dear.

[Vester]

I cannot imagine the Rule 34 stuff that would show up from 'movie shark'.

[Sensei]

I searched for 'Vester'. Mostly guitars, boats, kittens, and old people. Then there was a line of miniature airplane servos and motors. Then old houses. Then some body builder (I'm calling it non-porn), and then your avatar. Then a hell of a lot of cheerleader butt (not quite R34, but I'm calling it there) on the comments in Vester's Myspace page.

[Vester]

I don't have a myspace page!

WHO TOOK MY NAAAAME?!

Also, that's probably a dude's page, since it's all pictures of cheerleader butt.

(WOOOO kittens and guitars)

[Jackrabbit]

My real name is the name of a famous football player, so I have several myspaces, none mine.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

I am not famous.

I am unique.

Heh.

[umiman]

I can definitely see how Dvorak makes it faster (not easier) to type once you get used to it. It's created for two hands, as are all keyboards, and my play typing on the screen with a Dvorak layout definitely is a bit faster than the regular keyboard.

However, it would suck for gaming, I would think.

[IHateOutside]

Soapmaker. Someone said not to do it and I believed them. Try it.

[Killas[SiN]]

Soapmaker? i'll try it...

Ok, I googled soapmaker...
So far, just pictures of people making soap.

I don't see the harm...?

[Christes]

Maybe that's the point.

An actual, safe term.  Rule 34 be damned.

[IHateOutside]

i think it was dwarf soapmaker actually.

[Jakkarra]

hows about Loam.

that seems to be perfectly fine untill page nineteen. even then, it's an arty-thingie.

[Sensei]

I searched Jakkarra. My findings:

Jakkarra's comments on some mod thing.
Broose's avatar.
Jakkarra's morrowind LP.
TheNewerMartianEmperor's avatar.
Phantom's avatar.
ChaoticJosh's avatar.
Nilocy's avatar.
Workerdrone's avatar.
Deimos56's avatar.
Strife26's avatar.
Some other pictures.
II Palazo's avatar. (yes, these are all B12 avatars)
Kalimar's avvie.
Toady Two's, Croquantes', Zorgn's, Pyrophoricity's... Pokute, Ductape, Captain hat, Vester's old avatar (still all B12)
next page: almost all B12 avatars, I'm not writing this! Same on the next page.

So: EVERYONE'S AVATAR, some video game stuff, and no porn.

Do you guys just say 'Jakkarra' a ton or what?

[ein]

Hmm... apparently, I've never said jakkarra.
Now it's possible that I'll show up on the search results.

[cowofdoom78963]

Ive never said jakkarra either, what a queer incident...