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Neruz

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The RNG is sick and twisted
« on: August 16, 2009, 10:13:06 pm »
I just discovered that the goblin civ near me is called "The Strategic Incest" and the Orc civ near me is "The Rape of Man", the leader of the Ogre civ near me has the title "Destroyer of Virginity".

I think the RNG needs to work out some issues.
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Re: The RNG is sick and twisted
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2009, 10:37:14 pm »
Dwarf Fortress, now with automatic NSFW story generator.
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One of the toads decided to go for a swim in the moat - presumably because he could path through the moat to my dwarves. He is not charging in, just loitering in the moat.

The toad is having a nice relaxing swim.
The goblin mounted on his back, however, is drowning.

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Re: The RNG is sick and twisted
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2009, 10:40:41 pm »
That's not sick!  They are trying to survive!
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Duke 2.0

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Re: The RNG is sick and twisted
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2009, 10:41:39 pm »
Quote from: ToonyMan on August 16, 2009, 10:40:41 pm
That's not sick!  They are trying to survive!
It is a very advanced and sophisticated reproductive system, one of great interest to biologists everywhere.

 Wait, all these biologists have dwarven names...
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Re: The RNG is sick and twisted
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2009, 10:49:01 pm »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on August 16, 2009, 10:41:39 pm
Quote from: ToonyMan on August 16, 2009, 10:40:41 pm
That's not sick!  They are trying to survive!
It is a very advanced and sophisticated reproductive system, one of great interest to biologists everywhere.

 Wait, all these biologists have dwarven names...

Bu Bum Dish.
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Re: The RNG is sick and twisted
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2009, 11:33:30 pm »
The RNG is like this

We all know it will happen...
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