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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #390 on: August 19, 2009, 07:59:22 am »
Ironic because Australia is the second-driest continent, right after Antarctica.
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #391 on: August 19, 2009, 08:00:40 am »
Oh... oh god.

If his brain remained intact... it could fuse with the Gila Monster's mind!

Actually that would be pretty cool.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #392 on: August 19, 2009, 08:02:29 am »
That would possibly be the most horrifying thing to come out of this. Toony can't have that kind of power!
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #393 on: August 19, 2009, 09:31:54 am »
It appears that my sacrifice was unsuccessful. Or so they think. I now have a sleeper agent on the interior. Hidden inside that pile of cacti was secret agent Awesome, and he's probably worked his way almost to the heart by going through the massive arteries of the Gila. (possible due to the fact he's a seal and can breathe underwater.) I am not yet certain of his fate, but he will at least clog up a major artery, causing the heart to go vigilante on the Gila.

(horrible cardiovascular pun!)
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #394 on: August 19, 2009, 09:39:29 am »
Just hope he doesn't get hung up on the swimming pool they've got going down there.

Something must be done about GilaMan. ToonyMonster. Thing.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #395 on: August 19, 2009, 09:54:27 am »
I'm just going to stomp on the gila monster.  No one can withstand the power of stomping.
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« Reply #396 on: August 19, 2009, 09:55:42 am »
Quote from: Cthulhu on August 19, 2009, 09:54:27 am
I'm just going to stomp on the gila monster.  No one can withstand the power of stomping.

Really?

Even the great Cthulhu himself? ARR! I NEED TO CONSTRUCT MY OWN UNIVERSE-SIZED MECHA, THEN.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #397 on: August 19, 2009, 10:00:13 am »
Pirates don't have mechas.

I believe.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #398 on: August 19, 2009, 10:06:29 am »


Holy crap. A MECHA-SEAL.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #399 on: August 19, 2009, 10:06:56 am »
Alright, I think this is done.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #400 on: August 19, 2009, 10:13:18 am »
I concur.
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« Reply #401 on: August 19, 2009, 10:17:09 am »
Quote from: Vester on August 19, 2009, 10:13:18 am
I concur.
Pardon?

We are just getting to the climax.

...

Okay, perhaps I was a bit trollish, but I AM STILL MAN!
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #402 on: August 19, 2009, 10:18:17 am »
Cthulhu stepped on everyone.

Game over.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #403 on: August 19, 2009, 10:19:28 am »
Quote from: Aqizzar on August 19, 2009, 10:06:56 am
Alright, I think this is done.

Yeah, Cthulhu went and smashed the Gila that my last Agent was in. I'm out.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #404 on: August 19, 2009, 10:20:51 am »
I guess that makes me the true king of Texas.
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