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Author Topic: TEJAS![Texas]  (Read 23984 times)

TheNewerMartianEmperor

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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #345 on: August 19, 2009, 05:21:25 am »
Here it comes.. I would've brought popcorn, but I dislike it.
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #346 on: August 19, 2009, 05:21:29 am »
I only bought it to plan ahead. See, if Aqizzar wins, I'm safe, if NME wins, I have a gun, if Cthulhu wins I'm screwed and if you win... I'm gonna go lock this thing away now.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #347 on: August 19, 2009, 05:23:23 am »
Oh no you don't! Leave it! I'm gonna go get a leash.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #348 on: August 19, 2009, 05:23:48 am »
Nononononoooooooo. It's locked and buried and sealed with concrete.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #349 on: August 19, 2009, 05:24:45 am »
Jack, you may have a gun, but I have a ray gun, and a tripod.
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #350 on: August 19, 2009, 05:25:25 am »
I had swine flu and my immune system is fucked. So all I have to do is hang around in a hospital and I'm fully prepared.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #351 on: August 19, 2009, 05:27:43 am »
It's okay jack! I got spares.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #352 on: August 19, 2009, 05:28:36 am »
Hooooooboy.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #353 on: August 19, 2009, 05:29:19 am »
Please, diseases have a hard enough time crossing terrestrial species biochemical boundaries, and we can just annihilate you from orbit.
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One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #354 on: August 19, 2009, 05:32:01 am »
You need a slave population, though.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #355 on: August 19, 2009, 05:33:51 am »
Quote from: TheNewerMartianEmperor on August 19, 2009, 05:29:19 am
Please, diseases have a hard enough time crossing terrestrial species biochemical boundaries, and we can just annihilate you from orbit.

Well I'll call Jesus and he's gonna be so mad at you!
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #356 on: August 19, 2009, 05:34:21 am »
Please, everyone knows that Jesus was a martian.
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One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #357 on: August 19, 2009, 05:35:14 am »
That's impossible! If he were a martian, he would have gotten leprosy, from all his washing the feet of lepers!
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #358 on: August 19, 2009, 05:36:28 am »
Everyone knows that martians are immune to leprosy, it's like marsology 101!
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #359 on: August 19, 2009, 05:39:27 am »
I think my first act as Empress of Texas will be to mandate the constroction of a 1000 foot statue of me in the centre of Dallas.

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