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[ToonyMan]

It's alien fuel dood.  From District 9.

Oh wai--

*Dead*

[Phantom]

Eh at least im not gonna screw with this anymore, but seriously, what the hell are all you people doing?

[Sensei]

We're fooling around.

BTW Toonyman, is the new avvie from the one where Arnold Schwarzenegger erases his memory to spy on rebels on mars?  I hated that movie. Not that it's relevant in any way, shape or form.

[Phantom]

Its either Total Recall or End of Days, not terminator though.

[ToonyMan]

I think it was.  I've seen the movie only once.  It's called Total Recall or something.  Let me look it up.


EDIT:  Let me not look it up!

[Phantom]

Its called Total Recall, I seen it, don't check.

[Sensei]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's total recall. It's like they're trying to one up Luke, I am your father! with Ahnold, I'm YOU!. It's funny that I hate that, because it actually worked well (well it wasn't terrible) in KOTOR. Maybe that's just because the game is practically conditioning you slowly to accept less and less likely events as the game progresses. Like a poetically licensed improbability drive.

Also, ninja'd.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

That's it, I'm bored now and THE INVASION HAS BEGUN!

I have launched a deadly pathogen into the country of madagascar, caused an earthquake in australia, and a tidal wave in germany! Fear my unlikely disasters!

[Vester]

*gasp*

But the only people who can stop the Martians are all in Tejas!

(Also, that'd have to be a hell of a tidal wave to cause problems, since most of Germany is landlocked).

[Phantom]

EVERYONE!
I HAVE STARTLING NEWS!
NewMartianEmperor is a FAKE!

RAMSES IS THE REAL EMPEROR!

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

I think it's time to give a little tip to everyone:

I am not the New emperor of Mars.

I am the emperor of New Mars. (Like old mars, but better.)

[Sensei]

Not just once, but TWICE with the same picture?

And seriously, but a spoiler on it. It's the radioactive symbol, or {SPOILER} and {/SPOILER} (with normal brackets of course). Does this.

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Look at me, I'm a large image, block of text, or detail which tells an event in a story you might rather read yourself!

[Vester]

I think it's time to give a little tip to everyone:

I am not the New emperor of Mars.

I am the emperor of New Mars. (Like old mars, but better.)

Ahhh... so is this Mars entirely different from Old Mars?

[Phantom]

Eh, anyway I don't think your followers are nuclear immune

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FIRE!
*Launches*

[Enzo]

I decided to stop lurking and post in this topic. Why?

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