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PointZilla

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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #240 on: August 18, 2009, 08:33:52 pm »
GWAR!

 The PointZillas tail strikes duke in the upper body! It explodes in gore!
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #241 on: August 18, 2009, 08:34:33 pm »
Quote from: thatguyyaknow on August 18, 2009, 08:30:06 pm
Quote from: sonerohi on August 18, 2009, 07:27:32 pm
Quote from: Vester on August 18, 2009, 07:02:16 pm
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You're going to aim for the bulge, aren't you.

Taken out of context, that could be misconstrued.
Indeed, its a good job no-one sigged that.

Oh wait.

Well, there goes my reputation.

Quote from: Aqizzar on August 18, 2009, 08:31:25 pm
OK guys, I think I figured out why I can't find the gila monster's lungs or hearts or anything.  I took a wrong turn getting out of the stomach and wound up in it's colon.  I was wondering why it's throat was all twisted up and smelly.  I'm not sure I can kill it from down here, but I could probably get out through the cloaca if I wanted too.

You're... going to get out its cloaca. Well, when life gives you lemons...

Also it appears sonerohi is dancing around in that general area. With a, um, rapier. You could just wait for the thing to swallow him.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #242 on: August 18, 2009, 08:34:38 pm »
Screw, it! Aqizzar had his chance.

Sophia. FIRE!
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Oh yeah baby, you know you like it.  Now stop crying and get in my lungs.
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Boil your penis. I'm convinced that's how it happened.
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Vester

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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #243 on: August 18, 2009, 08:36:04 pm »
Wait, we lost Duke 2.0?

DAMN YOUUUUU, GILA MONSTER!
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #244 on: August 18, 2009, 08:36:12 pm »
Quote from: Vester on August 18, 2009, 08:34:33 pm
You're... going to get out its cloaca. Well, when life gives you lemons...

Also it appears sonerohi is dancing around in that general area. With a, um, rapier. You could just wait for the thing to swallow him.

Swallow him?  With it's cloaca?  Oh good Lord.
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Quote from: Duke 2.0 on October 04, 2011, 05:15:14 pm
And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.
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Please amplify your relaxed states.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #245 on: August 18, 2009, 08:37:03 pm »
Guys, breaking news. I had to duck away from a barrage of small arms fire, but when I turned back to the Gila Monster, there was a chocolate person there. After I post this, I'm going to sample the chocolate. I heard that there are distinctions that let you guess roughly where it came from.

Edit: OH GOD!!! OH GOD!!! THE LISTERINE AND THE BLEACH AND THE NAPALM STILL CAN'T GET THE TASTE OUT. OH GOD!!!
« Last Edit: August 18, 2009, 08:38:37 pm by sonerohi »
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #246 on: August 18, 2009, 08:37:58 pm »
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #247 on: August 18, 2009, 08:39:07 pm »
Quote from: ToonyMan on August 18, 2009, 08:37:58 pm
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gwar!

 NOMNOMNOMOMOM!
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #248 on: August 18, 2009, 08:39:50 pm »
Okay, I think I've got a new plan!  From my commanding position in the colon, I can push out some man-shaped blobs of, well, whatever this thing eats.  Meth-heads apparently.  I've got a lot of bones to work with.  I'm hoping these will distract it long enough for me to climb back upwards.

What are those popping sounds?
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Quote from: Duke 2.0 on October 04, 2011, 05:15:14 pm
And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #249 on: August 18, 2009, 08:40:43 pm »
That would be ToonyMan.

And, um, Duke 2.0.

They'll be meeting you in a short bit.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #250 on: August 18, 2009, 08:48:59 pm »
I will send a sacrifice of a dozen defenseless baby seals.

Peace, Gila Monster!
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #251 on: August 18, 2009, 08:51:32 pm »
GWAR!

(By this token of peace, I swear to adhere by the nonwritten contract of peace between gila-freak and sealkind. My this treaty bring fourth a golden age for the both of us. And before my cloaca swallows them, could you tell them to bludgeon the chin in my digestive tract?)
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #252 on: August 18, 2009, 08:52:24 pm »
Dammit, who the hell is this flying around! He's making me waste all my bullets! Augh, ill just shoot the damn monster then.
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« Reply #253 on: August 18, 2009, 08:56:11 pm »
Alright, I calmed down a little, and the chocolate person had a note attached that said 'run'. So I ran like hell. Shortly thereafter, the Gila Monster used its ass to suck up some cacti where I had been.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #254 on: August 18, 2009, 08:58:13 pm »
It's too bad it ate Duke. I need to ask him:

Why in god's name would you create something that could eat through its butt?

The horror!
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