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Jackrabbit

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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #225 on: August 18, 2009, 08:02:07 pm »
Buuuuurn. That'd be from the stomach acid, presumably.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #226 on: August 18, 2009, 08:02:22 pm »
The bandwith up here is astounding! Space is awesome! View's great too. I'm looking down on you all with my mighty space fleet, waiting for one of you to kill that thing so I can invade.
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #227 on: August 18, 2009, 08:09:37 pm »
Which reminds me, someone's going to have to take out the martians after this.
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« Reply #228 on: August 18, 2009, 08:20:04 pm »
Well, if Aqizzar fails we'll be slaves either way. It depends, I guess.
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« Reply #229 on: August 18, 2009, 08:21:40 pm »
I've heard your concerns, my people, so I kidnapped a woman on my flight who had the cold. This should be good enough to infect the martians. I tried to stab the Gila Monster in this tiny little spot on its leg that didn't have scaley things, and someone shot at me. I suspect Sofia. I ran around behind to the base of its tail to hide from the bullets, and a bulgy thing in its left cheek started punching me in the face through the Gila Monsters ass.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #230 on: August 18, 2009, 08:22:15 pm »
I'm in my room.
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Jackrabbit

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« Reply #231 on: August 18, 2009, 08:27:11 pm »
So, our choices seem to be

  • Eaten by gila monster
  • Exterminated by Martians
  • Ruled benevolently by a Chin and the Aqizzar that is attached to it
  • Enslaved by Sofia

I know which I'd prefer. And either way, I love this forum.
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Vester

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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #232 on: August 18, 2009, 08:28:30 pm »
You forgot "devoured by an Elder Thing".
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #233 on: August 18, 2009, 08:30:06 pm »
Quote from: sonerohi on August 18, 2009, 07:27:32 pm
Quote from: Vester on August 18, 2009, 07:02:16 pm
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You're going to aim for the bulge, aren't you.

Taken out of context, that could be misconstrued.
Indeed, its a good job no-one sigged that.

Oh wait.
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Oh yeah baby, you know you like it.  Now stop crying and get in my lungs.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #234 on: August 18, 2009, 08:30:37 pm »
 GWAR!
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #235 on: August 18, 2009, 08:31:09 pm »
DONATE YO.
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« Reply #236 on: August 18, 2009, 08:31:25 pm »
OK guys, I think I figured out why I can't find the gila monster's lungs or hearts or anything.  I took a wrong turn getting out of the stomach and wound up in it's colon.  I was wondering why it's throat was all twisted up and smelly.  I'm not sure I can kill it from down here, but I could probably get out through the cloaca if I wanted too.
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« Reply #237 on: August 18, 2009, 08:32:12 pm »
You didn't bring an explosive? Man, think ahead. If we can create shit like this, we can rebuild you.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #238 on: August 18, 2009, 08:32:52 pm »
Look around for chin.
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« Reply #239 on: August 18, 2009, 08:33:10 pm »
 I think you might be able to strike down the prostate. It should be in that general area. Also, I think I found it's weakness. It can be killed b-
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Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
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