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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #210 on: August 18, 2009, 06:29:57 pm »

 It named itself something an strange tongue that it stole last time it escaped. I'm actually surprised it hasn't killed yet.

 Might be due to Photobucket not uploading the required images for the beast to come to life.
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« Reply #211 on: August 18, 2009, 06:32:59 pm »

It hasn't killed yet? I think it got Aqizzar and Sofia.
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« Reply #212 on: August 18, 2009, 06:37:10 pm »

*ToonyMan thinks hard while pushing his brows close together*

Heh.  I's wonder if thus beast could transfoobilate itself inter one of us, eh?

That were worried me.
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« Reply #213 on: August 18, 2009, 06:47:29 pm »

It hasn't killed yet? I think it got Aqizzar and Sofia.

Hello?  Is the post working?  My bandwidth sucks inside this gila monster stomach.  I'm just posting this to say, nobody try to kill it yet!  My original plan kinda backfired, but I can still make this work.  I just need to find my way back up the esophagus.  Dammit, this moisture is fucking up my keyboard.  Anyway, nobody do anything rash, I've got everything under control.
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« Reply #214 on: August 18, 2009, 06:49:30 pm »

Man, Aqizzar if you can hear me.  PULL A MEN IN BLACK NOW.
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« Reply #215 on: August 18, 2009, 06:57:14 pm »

That you managed to bring a computer in there with you is amazing.

So what's it like on the inside? And, whatever you're planning, you'd better pull it off before Cthulhu decides to just eat the lizard.
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« Reply #216 on: August 18, 2009, 06:58:16 pm »

I can see the thing, I THINK I might of saw a bulge in it's stomach. But I can't be sure. I think I can get a few shots on it.
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« Reply #217 on: August 18, 2009, 07:02:16 pm »

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You're going to aim for the bulge, aren't you.
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« Reply #218 on: August 18, 2009, 07:03:49 pm »

Oh yes...
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #219 on: August 18, 2009, 07:06:09 pm »

How's progress thus far Aqizzar?
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« Reply #220 on: August 18, 2009, 07:27:32 pm »

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You're going to aim for the bulge, aren't you.

Taken out of context, that could be misconstrued.

Everyone, a quick notice. I've grabbed my rapier, and am currently onboard a plane to Texas. I've brough along $500 worth of expensive telescope gear, and I intend to find the extremely small weak point, and stab it just rightly through the weakpoint.
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« Reply #221 on: August 18, 2009, 07:28:40 pm »

I'm stuck in something.  I don't know what it is.

Gila monsters have lungs right?  I'm pretty sure they have hearts, but I can't remember if I can get to it from the throat.  Not that I'm in the throat anyway, but I'm flying by the seat of my pants here.  Well, I would be, except it dissolved my pants.  Stupid giant gila monster.

And stop trying to kill it, I called dibs!  See that wiggling in it's gut?  That's me calling dibs!  And if Cthulhu eats it, I'll just have to find a way to kill him from the inside too.
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« Reply #222 on: August 18, 2009, 07:32:02 pm »

This settles it. I'm never going to Texas. First the heat, then the Enron thing, now the gila monsters. Honestly, it just keeps getting worse. Though the Enron thing was pretty funny for a while.
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« Reply #223 on: August 18, 2009, 07:47:40 pm »

Hmm... I don't think this is working. A few shots and other than some slight bleeding there's no reaction.
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« Reply #224 on: August 18, 2009, 07:52:43 pm »

Aqizzar's trapped in a Gila Monster? Maybe that's why he isn't updating his LP!
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