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Vester

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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #180 on: August 18, 2009, 12:16:19 am »
Make sure you ate the defenders too. Those guys could cause problems.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #181 on: August 18, 2009, 12:18:21 am »
But then where would I get my Nazi hat for when I'm king?
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #182 on: August 18, 2009, 01:08:26 am »
Sofia could help with that.

Not that it matters, since I shall just invade earth and execute whoever wins. My invasion fleet is already undergoing preparations.
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #183 on: August 18, 2009, 01:18:44 am »
Right-o. I've been isolating the Common Cold Virus and preparing to get world-wide coverage with a few missile releases.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #184 on: August 18, 2009, 01:22:48 am »
 Alright, I have laid a trail of bait to this thread. The beast should be here soon.

 Also, I have found a mask more worthy of the barons new role.
 
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #185 on: August 18, 2009, 01:27:35 am »
Muahaha! Puny earthlings and your super monsters. I am on my way to your insignificant planet with my mighty fleet of death! But first, I must have space lunch!
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #186 on: August 18, 2009, 01:45:51 am »
I mean, what's funny? What's so goddamned funny? I don't get is. Somebody explain...

Somebody explain it to me.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #187 on: August 18, 2009, 01:50:16 am »
You know, since it seems to be on topic with this thread, I've always wondered what a Marmaduke is. Is it like, some sort of back u- OH SCHNITZEL! THE DRAGON!



The victor gets this cookie, which menaces with spikes!
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #188 on: August 18, 2009, 01:51:48 am »
A cookie of an elephant fighting a dwarf? I MUST POSSESS IT!

READY THE DOOMSDAY DEVICE!
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One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #189 on: August 18, 2009, 06:25:50 am »
Quote from: Sensei on August 17, 2009, 08:09:47 pm
But you CAN change it by becoming King/Shogun/Czar/Minister/Emperor/Pope/Daimyo of Texas!

Okay, not really.

You forgot Caliph.

Or Emir.

Or THE HYPNO-TOAD!
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #190 on: August 18, 2009, 06:34:22 am »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on August 18, 2009, 01:45:51 am
I mean, what's funny? What's so goddamned funny? I don't get is. Somebody explain...

Somebody explain it to me.

But we shouldn't!

(I have sinned by bringing TVtropes to this thread. There goes any chance of me becoming Popess).

In the ancient tradition, whoever slays the dragon and rescues the maiden will be the King. Of course, dragons are dead, so Duke 2.0 decided to create a suitable abomination to slay. Currently Aqizzar, Sofia, and Cthulhu are waiting for the dragon/gila monster/lizard thing/abomination against the universe in order to slay it first and become King of Texas.

(I was volunteered to be the maiden, but I refuse. I'd much rather be the Pope. Ess. So Bruce of Iron Maiden is the maiden.)

Also apparently the Martians are involved. What makes you want Texas so bad anyway?
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« Reply #191 on: August 18, 2009, 06:37:12 am »
I was the one that made the Gila Monsters. Feeding it the right mixture of druggies wasn't easy you know! Getting it to grow to prodigial size through exposing it to radiation godzilla-style wasn't easy either, SO MANY died from radiation poisoning before any size changes took effect.
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« Reply #192 on: August 18, 2009, 06:43:11 am »
*And then it trips down the Grand Canyon*. Would it dieing of natural causes make Texas the king of Texas?
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #193 on: August 18, 2009, 06:46:32 am »
Quote from: Vester on August 18, 2009, 06:34:22 am
Quote from: Jackrabbit on August 18, 2009, 01:45:51 am
I mean, what's funny? What's so goddamned funny? I don't get is. Somebody explain...

Somebody explain it to me.

But we shouldn't!

(I have sinned by bringing TVtropes to this thread. There goes any chance of me becoming Popess).

Honestly, I don't need to know. It was just that I'd just finished Watchmen and it felt appropriate. I need to fit in the Rorschach line after he leaves the bar for the first time, somewhere...
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #194 on: August 18, 2009, 06:52:47 am »
Movie or Graphic Novel?

I'm just here to invade earth and use the winners DNA to create supersoldiers.
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.
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