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[Jreengus]

An excellent idea, slaying Cthulhu would be a much harder way for Aqizzar to prove his right to be king of Texas! Off you go and terrorise the Texan countryside. Aqizzar will be along shortly to kill you.

[Cthulhu]

Oh  no, I'm the one killing the dragon.  Aqizzar and I will race.

[Jreengus]

No, no, no! We can't have 2 monsters slaying each other. Cthulhu and a dragon fighting would be pointless. Whoever wins humanity is screwed. That's why we need to Aqizzar to kill you. That way the humans have someone to root for during the fight.

[Cthulhu]

But I want to have a chance at winning.

[Jreengus]

We can't go around letting the monster win, think of how unfair that would be. At least lose with dignity man!

[Cthulhu]

Well I think it's unfair that the monster can't win.

[Jreengus]

Life's unfair, suck it up.

[Cthulhu]

Well I'm gonna kill that dragon and take all associated damsels and gold somewhere else.  Texas won't get a king.

That'll show you.

[Jreengus]

Damn it! The one flaw in our plan ruthlessly exploited.

[Aqizzar]

Who am I supposed to be killing?  A bunch of gila monsters taped together?

Man, this royalty crap is hard.

[Cthulhu]

Superglued, actually, but you've got the idea.

[Sensei]

Not if I beat you first! I shall joust the dragon, in true Texan style! Then I shall be Shogun of clan Tejas!

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[Cthulhu]

I'll be driving my looted Emprah into the battle.

[ToonyMan]

Picture is perfect.

[Sensei]

Hey, no guns allowed! I clearly see a missile launcher and an orc with an SMG on that car. Maybe a repeater shotgun, judging from the shells. But now I shall have to kill the dragon with THIS!



It has a lance built in, so I don't have to shoop one.
Incidentally, I KNOW I saw a really old B-movie where a giant Gila monsters terrifies a town in Texas, and a guy eventually kills it by stuffing his car with explosives and ramming it (yes he jumps out, no jihad).