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[Phantom]

I will send Light Infantry to help you!
They delayed the sending of the chocolate cake I ordered!

[Sensei]

Just remember pillage, then burn, and there will be enough waffles for all the surviving humans AND martians to go around. We can even grab some slaves to make more.

By the way, you LIGHT INFANTRYx050 doesn't happen to have shirts, do they? Are they, perchance, red?

[Phantom]

They are all standard.

[Cthulhu]

This thread's cramping my style.

I'm relinquishing control of Texas to The Debauched Individual Formerly Known as Sniper Joe, and to Aqizzar.

Adieu.

[Jackrabbit]

Indeed, I leave now for more profitable ventures. Not that I had any stake in this anyway.

[Duke 2.0]

 ...
 So what the hell are we gonna do about the now-multiplied monster?

[Jackrabbit]

Oh, it can have Texas if it really, really wants it.

[Phantom]

Let the Gila Monsters eat Houston and see what it hinks.

[Luke_Prowler]

You fools! The only way to defeat the mutated gila monsters is with the Power of ROCK!

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Now could someone please restart the counterweight?

[Phantom]

I got an improved counter weight, but I can't guarantee It won't damage the health of the workers

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[PointZilla]

Rawr!

(Oh dear, there doesn't appear to be enough druggies to support my children. I'll have to move to another state for a better food situation. Any suggestions?)

[Phantom]

Maine or Rhode Island

[Luke_Prowler]

California. There's more drug heads there than you would ever know what to do with.

[Phantom]

Wait, scratch that, move to mexico.