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Author Topic: TEJAS![Texas]  (Read 25426 times)

Aqizzar

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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #45 on: August 17, 2009, 10:39:15 am »
I love the presuppositions that I'm anything like charming and Sofia is anything like a maiden.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #46 on: August 17, 2009, 10:40:35 am »
 Then we find out the dragon is female. This then leads to awkward Shrek-style comedy.

 And nobody wants that. We need to be sure of this monsters gender before we dick around with everything biology holds dear.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #47 on: August 17, 2009, 10:46:16 am »
Does it MATTER what gender our dragon is? I always thought dragons kidnapped maidens for the lulz than for any biological purpose.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #48 on: August 17, 2009, 10:54:44 am »
Yeah, dragons are basically trolls.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #49 on: August 17, 2009, 11:05:57 am »
Yes, basically, but instead of hurting people by being a jerk, they hurt people by setting them on fire.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #50 on: August 17, 2009, 11:06:09 am »
Where?


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Aqizzar

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« Reply #51 on: August 17, 2009, 11:19:09 am »
Yeah, if your definition of trolling is causing extreme annoyance, dragons are really good at being trolls.

...What were we talking about again?
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #52 on: August 17, 2009, 11:25:18 am »
While you are all talking about becoming kings and queens of Texas, I've been building a Humongous mecha in the shape of the Alamo.

WITH SCIENCE OF COURSE!
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #53 on: August 17, 2009, 11:26:28 am »
You know the Alamo lost, right?  But hey, if you want to build a doomed mecha...
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #54 on: August 17, 2009, 11:26:44 am »
DOOP A DOP A DOOP.

There be dragons here.

*Pulls out sword from chest*
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #55 on: August 17, 2009, 11:29:19 am »
Quote from: Aqizzar on August 17, 2009, 10:39:15 am
I love the presuppositions that ... Sofia is anything like a maiden.
You besmirch the lady's honour? A prince you maybe but a gent you are not!

Anyhow onto the practicalities of Sophia and Vester fighting, since neither was technically the challenger deciding who picks the weapons is going to be a bit tricky, to solve this dilemma I propose that they fight barehanded ... in mud ... wearing very little. Excuse, I'm just going to enjoy my own private nerd fantasies.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #56 on: August 17, 2009, 11:31:19 am »
Quote from: Ampersand on August 17, 2009, 11:25:18 am
While you are all talking about becoming kings and queens of Texas, I've been building a Humongous mecha in the shape of the Alamo.

WITH SCIENCE OF COURSE!

Psh, just make a mecha Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna and it'll get creamed.

But anyway, I think we were talking about Texas before I brought up dragons. It's a possibility.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #57 on: August 17, 2009, 11:34:58 am »
Better yet, spray this thing with some Ectoplasm.  Bam, instant giant golem.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #58 on: August 17, 2009, 11:37:54 am »
O to be a dragon,
a symbol of the power of Heaven — of silkworm
size or immense; at times invisible.
Felicitous phenomenon!
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #59 on: August 17, 2009, 11:41:43 am »
Why don't we just glue a bunch of gila monsters together?

That would be hard to kill too because you'd have to kill them all.

I accept this challenge!  I WILL be king of Texas.
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