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[ToonyMan]

Wow.

I go to sleep for 12 hours and look what happens!  This thread gets 9 more pages!

[Phantom]

Eh, I just went to watch some of the movies in my pile of bottomless movie cases.

[Sensei]

Well NOW look what you've done. While you decided you were emperor/cheap labor and empress of Texas, the Gila monster's gone and had a litter of nine.

[PointZilla]

Rawr!

(I demand child support!)

[Phantom]

Eh, im against goddamn genetic engineering, its your guys fault.

[Cthulhu]

You're gonna have to talk to the babies' dad for that, Gila Monster.

[PointZilla]

RAWR!

(You should know, you are him.)

[Phantom]

I hate being the damn cannon fodder.
Unit Promoted
Sweet im elite now!
*Looks at the Gila Monster*
So how the hell does cthulu mate with a gila monster?

[Sensei]

Does it strike no-one as odd that though there were two original monsters, we never knew which one was the guy?

I mean, not like we cared but... nevermind, I'm not entirely sure what I mean.

[x2yzh9]

I guess that makes me the true king of Texas.

WRONG

I have been slumbering while this post has been growing, festering with weird monsters and king-texans..NOW I SHALL EMERGE. Cthulu, i have a nuclear bomb and i just used it on you. you are dead and i am now king of texas. Oh, don't forget the child support for your gila babys.

[Phantom]

Cthulu can't die, HES IMMORTAL!

[Cthulhu]

A nuclear bomb can't kill me, I can just resize myself until the bomb is too small to have an effect.

And you were never here, you're not in the running to be King.

[Phantom]

Listen to him, he can make you go insane.

[Sensei]

So... what's the deal now? We still don't have a winner (maybe jackrabbit scored, woo!).

So... do we have to kill all eleven Gila's now? Or the original one? Whoever kills most wins?

[Duke 2.0]

 In response to anybody who would ask "Didn't you make a male monster?"

 Nature finds a way.

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