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[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

I say that we never let her near where any of us live.

[Vester]

She could be on the other side of the universe and that still wouldn't be far enough.

[Aqizzar]

And I move that we gag Sofia.  To stop making any out-of-context rape jokes that is.

We already lost Yanlin, we don't want to lose you too!

[PointZilla]

GWAAAAAARRRWARRRRWARRARRRR!!!

(Alright, enough is enough guys. First off, I would like to remind people to try to stick with either the original topic[Hell if I know what it was] or the current Tejas King thing you guys have together. There appears to be around four pages of not-me drama, and know I won't be having any of that. And Sofia, watch those limits again. We don't want Toady or ThreeToe involved with this thread or any other thread. This is ultimately up to us weather we draw them here or not.

 And whatever these long-range tickle boomsticks you have are, please continue! I have not had such a pleasant time since that time I swam across the Nevada ocean to Japan and had a field day there. Man, there were druggies with drugs nobody has even heard of before. Ever eaten a druggie high on bottled cobra and scorpion?
 To the guy in my stomach, if you would please stay out of my lymphatic system, then you can move into the summer home currently resting on my third kidney. You will know what I mean when you see it. It has yellow brickwork leading to it from the Stomach Halls.)

[Jackrabbit]

Don't do it Sofia!

[Gunner-Chan]

Oh... Uhh... Didn't realize what I was typing... Oops.

[Duke 2.0]

 Don't worry about it, we all have our moments. We like you too much to let your moments take you down.

 And it appears there is an offshoot in the monsters cavernous appendix that contains the Spring of Life. Huzzah! A short walk away was a full summer mansion, complete with a few computers. This place is snazzy.

[Aqizzar]

It's going to be a lot of fun when this thing really dies, and we get to find out who finally registered "PointZilla".

[Duke 2.0]

 I'm surprised nobody is accusing me after page 16 was done. Then again, this thread might be too active for it's own good.

 Score! This place has a pool!

 Edit: Or mayhaps nobody is accusing me because the monster isn't a giant U.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Considering where you are, I would not swim in it.

[Aqizzar]

Hey, welcome to the Inside of the Gila Monster, Duke.  Good to have you here.

Ignore the Martian, by all means enjoy the pool.  By the way, you misspelled "Digest"...

[Gunner-Chan]

Hey! Why do they get a pool and I don't... Ill just get one of my slaves to build me one then...


... JACK! I GOT SOME WORK FOR  YOU!!

[Vester]

That would be because the pool in question is filled with digestive juices.

And whatever's left of ToonyMan.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

I have designated the middle of Australia to be turned into my swimming pool.

Why Australia? For the irony, of course.

[Duke 2.0]

 Ironic because that pool locations is more dangerous than the one we are currently in? We have survived at least a day in here. Not nearly as dangerous as Australia.

 And I can vouch this is not whatever is left of Toonyman. I saw most of him go down some offshoot in the central cortex... thing.