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Luke_Prowler

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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #315 on: August 19, 2009, 01:44:51 am »
Commie terrans?

TNME, you would be surprized what a wrong turn in the warp can do. And I'm doing the Imperial guard now. Completely different.

What? Oh, right, in-character. Umm, uh, *cough* could someone hand me the script? Thanks. Ah, here we go.

Fire the lazer guns!
PEWPEW
I said fire a lazer guns!

These are the lazer guns, sir!





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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #316 on: August 19, 2009, 01:47:13 am »
Quote from: TheNewerMartianEmperor on August 19, 2009, 01:39:04 am
We'll just play thriller round the clock then. They can't do anything if they're distracted by dancing!

The cost of having to listen to Thriller 24/7.

Also, luke needs a new scriptwriter. His horrifically underwritten guns are doing little damage to anything.
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #317 on: August 19, 2009, 01:52:13 am »
Here's the 2.0 version.

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"Fire the lazer guns!"
The lazer clicks into place, and the five magnetic rings begin rotating. They menace with spikes.
Shoooooop daaaaaaaaaaa woooooooooooop...
BEEEEWWWWWMMMM!
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #318 on: August 19, 2009, 01:55:34 am »
Well of course I'm not going to do any damage to the 2 story tall build rad lizard that eats meth heads like...something that meths heads very often.

Quick! To the Guardmobile!
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #319 on: August 19, 2009, 01:58:41 am »
Blast! The imperial guard!

The fleet moves into assault formation. This is all of several thousand ships.

Charge up the weapons! Make me a cup of tea! NUKE IOWA!
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #320 on: August 19, 2009, 02:18:13 am »
I say to preserve this wonderfully strange topic, we rename it a roleplay and move it to the games forum.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #321 on: August 19, 2009, 02:26:06 am »
I say, that's a fantastic idea!
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #322 on: August 19, 2009, 02:26:18 am »
No, that would ruin the fun of it.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #323 on: August 19, 2009, 02:31:58 am »
Well, as much as I like this topic, all it would take is one complaint and its gone. I wouldn't do that, but rest assured someone would.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #324 on: August 19, 2009, 03:34:23 am »
And I say EVERYONE SHUT UP WITH THE NON-SEQUITUR C&C AND WARHAMMER CRAP.  It wasn't funny the first sixteen times, it's not funny now either.

Anyway, my fight against the gila monster is floundering.  I think I'm just going to stay in here and rule as King of the Gila Monster Intestine.  It's pretty roomy after all.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #325 on: August 19, 2009, 03:43:43 am »
Ha! The only thing in the world that can defeat the annoying might of 40K and C&C is a chin.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #326 on: August 19, 2009, 04:31:16 am »
Well, he is safe inside the gut.

After all, what does Texas have that a large intestine doesn't?

Besides, you know, cattle. And bathrooms.

And Texans.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #327 on: August 19, 2009, 04:44:16 am »
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Does this mean I win? I mean that did sound like the former baron gave up.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #328 on: August 19, 2009, 04:46:21 am »
Oh goody, slave time.  >:(

I'll go put on a collar.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #329 on: August 19, 2009, 04:51:42 am »
I find it suspicious that you keep a collar on hand JackRabbit.
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