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Author Topic: TEJAS![Texas]  (Read 23961 times)

Phantom

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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #300 on: August 19, 2009, 01:18:24 am »

In the Name of GDI, SURRENDER!
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #301 on: August 19, 2009, 01:22:17 am »

Please, everyone knows that GDI is powerless without it's ultra-fast tiberium based construction technology.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #302 on: August 19, 2009, 01:23:25 am »

We found some on the moon, actually, the whole center of the moon has tiberum.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #303 on: August 19, 2009, 01:24:59 am »

That's geologically flawed, as well as chronologically and astrologically.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #304 on: August 19, 2009, 01:26:20 am »

I don't know, but anyway, we were able to get some troops in texas.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #305 on: August 19, 2009, 01:27:23 am »

I know for sure there is no Tiberium, I check for squatters in my timeshare in the center of the moon regularly.

Anyway, are we just assuming that Mr Martian is okay with whatever Sofia's going to subject him to as Empress?

Or do I get to see some backstabbin'?

ALSO: A THOUSANDS WORDS TAKE UP LESS SPACE THAN A PICTURE. THANKS FOR USING SPOILERS THO, BUT IT'S STILL KINDA ANNOYING.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #306 on: August 19, 2009, 01:28:34 am »

What does the scanner say!?


Alright, men. Purge them!
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #307 on: August 19, 2009, 01:30:22 am »


YES COMRADES! ONWARD! THE DROP PODS ARE CONVERGING ON MARS!
Terran forces convince Space Marines to help the cause!
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #308 on: August 19, 2009, 01:31:07 am »

...How in the hell is the Space Marines going to get here? This is Terra in the past!
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #309 on: August 19, 2009, 01:32:53 am »

All I have to say is, I wholeheartedly approve of this war. The countless corpses produced will look great in my unstoppable zombie infantry.

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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #310 on: August 19, 2009, 01:34:52 am »

Zombies are puny, and vulnerable to enhanced cellular degradation rays.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #311 on: August 19, 2009, 01:36:39 am »

Not if they are all wearing tinfoil hats.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #312 on: August 19, 2009, 01:39:04 am »

We'll just play thriller round the clock then. They can't do anything if they're distracted by dancing!
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #313 on: August 19, 2009, 01:42:40 am »

Well, I guess that would stop the zombies. BUT AT WHAT COST?
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #314 on: August 19, 2009, 01:44:04 am »

See, Luke's use of pictures is funny. Phantom's use of an unnecessary hammer and sickle is page clutter, and he should buy an ushanka.

Anyway, also proper use of a picture would be zombies in tin foil hats, but not zombies. See the pattern?
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