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[PointZilla]

GWAR!

(Delicious!)

[Gunner-Chan]

Holy shit, I think I blew up one of it's eyes... Or something. There's blood everywhere!

[Heron TSG]

A thousand thousand of my strongest soldiers have been dispatched upon the incompetent 'Uman forces. Their rein of tyranny has come to an end! No more shall the aquatic mammal be subjected to torture and skull-smashing in order to clothe the technologically advanced!

[sonerohi]

Oh my god. That gunman took another shot and exploded the head of a baby seal emissary. It had a note that said that war was being declared unless a peace-talk could be held between it and the King of Tejas.

[Gunner-Chan]

Oh my god this is so much fun! So many seals! Oh look! There go another couple dozen to a grenade!

[Aqizzar]

Where the fuck did these cacti come from?  Is someone shooting cacti at the gila monster?  Knock that off.

[Sensei]

Okay, I'm back guys! I just dropped off its mate nearby the fight- I figured I'd sit out, gas prices are soaring anyway.

...wait, you DID say bring its mate, right?

Um... I brought a cookie! And I'll drop a crossbow here, if you think you need it... it's the dwarven kind, pretty powerful.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[sonerohi]

The joys of modern technology. My crossbow is like, 4 feet long with a bungee cord string. Power is pretty impressive though given that only 2 inches of that distance are wasted.

[Phantom]

Eh, we all had our fun, this gone off the deep end of derailed and VN, im probably gonna warn threetoe/toady now.

[Cthulhu]

Just ignore the thread, Phantom, jeez.  No need to be a spoilsport.

[Phantom]

Fine ill be silent, but don't blame me if a moderator checks this thread.

[Heron TSG]

I agree that this HAS gone off of the deep end, but that's no reason to end it. It's not like every thread is becoming like this.

[ToonyMan]

*ToonyMan's dead corpse twitches*

Tell.....Aqizzar....

*ToonyMan pulls out a black cylinder form his coat pocket*

....to.....use.....th---

*Dead*

[Phantom]

I give this thread one or two days before its busted by the cops moderators.
Anyway, I guess a giant komodo dragon will kill your precious gila monster.

[Sensei]

No offense -and please don't start a flame war- but I think phantom probably isn't the one to be judging when a thread is likely to be a problem. Oh, and I don't think anyone minds the demotivationals much as long as A) it's behind a spoiler and B) you say something intelligent in your post.

Also, that had BETTER not be one of the cylinders from the War of the Worlds. You remember what happened at Greg's party last month. And you might be fine, but some people have PERMANENT nervous disorders from that.