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[Vester]

I was the one that made the Gila Monsters. Feeding it the right mixture of druggies wasn't easy you know! Getting it to grow to prodigial size through exposing it to radiation godzilla-style wasn't easy either, SO MANY died from radiation poisoning before any size changes took effect.

Ah, right. But it was in Vegas! Finding meth-heads couldn't have been that hard.

Honestly, I don't need to know. It was just that I'd just finished Watchmen and it felt appropriate. I need to fit in the Rorschach line after he leaves the bar for the first time, somewhere...

Dammit I missed the reference. Pop culture has failed me.

[Heron TSG]

*And then it trips down the Grand Canyon*. Would it dieing of natural causes make Texas the king of Texas?

Only if the grand canyon was anywhere NEAR Texas.

[Cthulhu]

Seriously man, the Grand Canyon is in Colorado...

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I killed it, it's dead, where are my money, damsels, and kingdom?

[Vester]

*And then it trips down the Grand Canyon*. Would it dieing of natural causes make Texas the king of Texas?

Only if the grand canyon was anywhere NEAR Texas.

Isn't it? I thought the Grand Canyon was just across the river from the Statue of Liberty, next to Mount Rushmore.

EDIT: The image is broken. That must mean you failed to kill it!

[Cthulhu]

The image isn't broken.

[Vester]

Damn. All I'm seeing is the red x thing. I guess the problem must be on my end.

[Duke 2.0]

I was the one that made the Gila Monsters. Feeding it the right mixture of druggies wasn't easy you know! Getting it to grow to prodigial size through exposing it to radiation godzilla-style wasn't easy either, SO MANY died from radiation poisoning before any size changes took effect.

You made one too?!

 Alright, the new king of Texas will have to slay two dragons. That or a weird system where the first kill determines kingship and the second determines queenship.

[Cthulhu]

What if they're both killed by the same person?

[Duke 2.0]

 Considering the number of powers involved with this, chances are one guy won't have the time to not only kill one but keep the other alive long enough for them to kill it.

 That is, if they can be killed.

[Phantom]

Well I could help Cthulu, on the other hand, my guys could just get on the gila monster and kill it by shooting the jugular with several panzerfaust...
I choose kill the Gila Monster.

[sonerohi]

*And then it trips down the Grand Canyon*. Would it dieing of natural causes make Texas the king of Texas?

Only if the grand canyon was anywhere NEAR Texas.

Isn't it? I thought the Grand Canyon was just across the river from the Statue of Liberty, next to Mount Rushmore.

EDIT: The image is broken. That must mean you failed to kill it!

I seriously don't care where the Grand Canyon is. Someone said they were baiting it from a different state (Don't recall which) and I thought it would be humorous for it to die along the way. The natural causes thing was in no way related to the Grand Canyon, because Texas has Mexico for a neighbor, so it could contract el swine flu.

[Duke 2.0]

 I tried to give my monster shots to make it resistant to disease. That thing doesn't have blood. I think it stays alive through pure malice.

[Phantom]

I think enough of these can kill anything though.

[Vester]

Well I could help Cthulu, on the other hand, my guys could just get on the gila monster and kill it by shooting the jugular with several panzerfaust...
I choose kill the Gila Monster.

Didn't ThreeToe already warn you about plastering demotivators all over the place?

I tried to give my monster shots to make it resistant to disease. That thing doesn't have blood. I think it stays alive through pure malice.

I really don't like the idea of this thing catching the swine flu. It'll basically exhale flaming death that will kill you eventually even if you don't burn up.

[ToonyMan]

What was the name of this monster again?  It slips the mind.