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[Vester]

I will defeat both Aqizzar and Cthulhu! All of you bow down to your new God-Queen!

...

And the quest to slay the dragon turns into a melee between the dragonslayers.

I second the hat motion, by the way.

[Cthulhu]

No, I don't want to wear that.

I want to wear a Commissar hat.  Everyone respects the Commissar.

[Gunner-Chan]

This works fine for me.

[Cthulhu]

I'd wear that, and drive around in a big open top Volkswagen to see how people react.

[Sensei]

But friggin' emo kids are already doing that... no-one's tapped the Russian thing yet. In this case, uniqueness = panache. Besides they're toasty warm! ...Texas is really cold, right?

No? How about this?


PERFECT hat for an all-American Shogun!

[Cthulhu]

Yes.

My subjects will weep tears of blood when they look upon my hat.

[Jackrabbit]

Eh. Fedoras all the way (note I can't open that page, so if it is actually a fedora...)

[sonerohi]

with my scourge.

Quick de-rail. Do you mean the weapon? Huh.
New Topic: What B12'ers own what weapons? Not guns, but actual weapons. I built myself a crossbow last summer that can put a fairly sharp iron bolt through a 2x4, and I have a broadsword, no sheath, and a rapier, sheathed. The broadsword is from a friend, the rapier was a graduation gift.

[Jackrabbit]

I have my hands, my scathing wit and my disarming charm.

Then I wake up.

[Cthulhu]

Guns are actual weapons.

[Duke 2.0]

 Woah woah woah, I didn't agree to anything except denying those forged papers about exploits Aqizzar may or may not have done. And I already told you that was a friend of mine taking advantage of my absence.

 And you can't have a dude be the maiden. When Aqizzar wins, we will look at eachother with a ten-second awkward moment before we say this whole thing is stupid and leave. If Cthulhu wins then I can achieve my goal of decking an Elder god, but then I'll have to put up with his new title of Baron of VN. Yes, somehow the winner of this will strip Aqizzar of his title. Somehow.

 Then there is the chance Sofia will win.

 No.

 Not to mention I already made the monster in question.  I have it in this cage he-
 

 ... Shit.

 Alright, nobody panic. We just have a freak of nature on the loose on the forums.

[Cthulhu]

You can't deck a great old one.  A great old one decks you.

[ToonyMan]

BLARG.

[Duke 2.0]

 Yeah, you keep think that.

 Damn, why did I graft kevler skin to that thing? WHY?! Then there was the space metal articulated plate armor, and the napalm glands a bio major made for just this occasion...

 Alright, I'm quarantining this forum. We can't have this thing rampage on the internet. Nobody comes in or out.

[Cthulhu]

Either way, I'm not gay.  If I win, I'm throwing you in the trash and just taking the money.

EDIT:  Typo, meant to type when I win.