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ToonyMan

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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #105 on: August 17, 2009, 04:25:32 pm »
HAMMER IT CTHULHU.  POST 5000 NOW.
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« Reply #106 on: August 17, 2009, 04:33:35 pm »
I want it to be on topic, and I want it to be important, I don't to waste my 5000th post.  You only get one, you know.



Edit:  FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #107 on: August 17, 2009, 04:35:56 pm »
Awesome. Today, Cthulhu weeps. XD
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« Reply #108 on: August 17, 2009, 04:41:09 pm »
You can tell that's not an actual edit...

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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #109 on: August 17, 2009, 04:42:03 pm »
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« Reply #110 on: August 17, 2009, 04:49:04 pm »
Quote from: thatguyyaknow on August 17, 2009, 10:30:41 am
Quote from: Vester on August 17, 2009, 09:30:11 am
I have no idea where you're going to find maidens, though... maybe those can wait until Texas.
Sophia lives in Texas doesn't she? Unless you want to volunteer? Just remember that the saved maiden gets to marry Aqizzar which is an honour many would kill for.

That's life. I log off to sleep, and suddenly I'm a sacrificial offering for a faux dragon.

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It can have Sofia, I don't care how many standards of maidenship she breaks.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #111 on: August 17, 2009, 04:51:43 pm »
Hey! I wanna kill the dragon and be queen! Not be sacrificed to it! I don't wanna marry Aqizzar anyway, he's a GUY!
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Quote from: chaoticag on March 20, 2009, 01:25:21 pm
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #112 on: August 17, 2009, 04:57:03 pm »
So now it's apparently a race between you, Cthulhu, and Aqizzar.

Considering we haven't even made the dragon yet, this will be awesome.

I still refuse to volunteer to be the maiden though. One of the would-be dragonslayers is depraved, apparently owns whips, and will do unspeakable things once she's queen (probably with said whips), and the one of the other ones is an Elder Thing.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #113 on: August 17, 2009, 05:00:32 pm »
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #114 on: August 17, 2009, 05:03:01 pm »
I say we should leave the dragon alone. It's an endangered species. Let's capture and tame it instead. Nobody talks back to someone with a pet dragon.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #115 on: August 17, 2009, 05:03:51 pm »
What the? What Dragon?
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #116 on: August 17, 2009, 05:05:27 pm »
Those maidens are perfect for our purposes.

We're making ourselves a Dragon, anyway, unless I missed something. It will basically either be a mutated twenty-foot tall Gila monster with radioactive phlegm, or a two thousand pounds of Gila monsters taped together.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #117 on: August 17, 2009, 05:08:49 pm »
Couldn't It just be a heavily mutated Komodo? Even its germs are deadly.
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Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« Reply #118 on: August 17, 2009, 05:10:04 pm »
Iron Maiden? No way, Bruce would kill it and become the most benevolent ruler in history if that dragon tried anything.


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Thus, I must kill him. Slowly.


Preferably with my scourge.
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Quote from: chaoticag on March 20, 2009, 01:25:21 pm
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« Reply #119 on: August 17, 2009, 05:10:29 pm »
I say we just nuke a bunch of things and see what turns up.
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One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.
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