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[Akroma]

>call wolfman for help

[NUKE9.13]

>beartrap troll

You beartrap the little troll
In the [4] left leg!
2 damage!
The little troll has 14 life left.
The little troll cannot chase you any more.

>call wolfman for help

You roar "ROAR"
The little troll attacks!
4 damage!
8 life left!
OPTIONS
EAT little troll
LICK WOUNDS
RESET BEARTRAP
ATTACK little troll
MAKE WOOSH NOISES
RUN AWAY EAST

[Akroma]

> flee

> lick wounds

[Archangel]

>Eat little troll

[NUKE9.13]

>Eat little troll

No.

> flee

> lick wounds

You run away to the east, making mega shitloads of noise due to your panic and clumsy beartrap-paws.
You encounter a wolfman.
W
"I am here to help" says the wolfman.
You lick your wounds.
2 life gained!
10 life left!
You are on a path. It runs East/West or West/East, depending on viewpoint.
You hear a stream and a troll to the west. To the far west you smell fire.
What do you do?
OPTIONS
GO (direction)
EAT (item)
LICK WOUNDS
RESET BEARTRAP
GET (item)
MAKE WOOSH NOISES
TALK TO WOLFMAN (shit to say)
INVENTORY
A CAPE (but you can't remove it)
BASKET (quest item) (helmetslot)
QUEST LOG
DO SOMETHING WITH THE EMPTY BASKET: Progress:Used as armour.

[Cheeetar]

>Talk wolfman about troll insulting wolfman's mother

[Twiggie]

>Tell Wolfman to follow.

[NUKE9.13]

>Talk wolfman about troll insulting wolfman's mother

"ROAR" you say. [2]
"I do not believe you" says the wolfman.
What do you do?
OPTIONS
INSIST THAT YOU ARE TELLING THE TRUTH
SAY SOMETHING ELSE (something else to say)
RUN AWAY

[Cheeetar]

>"ROAR"

[Twiggie]

>Strike a menacing pose

[Sensei]

>GO SOUTH
>THEN GO WEST TWICE
>THEN GO NORTH

[NUKE9.13]

>"ROAR"

Wat.

>Strike a menacing pose

You strike a menacing pose. "My name is Bear", you say,"Bear of Bears, Bear of Bears, Bear"
"I know", says the wolfman, "I can see that"

>GO SOUTH

You leave the wolfman wondering what the fuck you were talking about.
You walk through the forest, making shitloads of noise due to your clumsy beartrap-paws.
You are in a forest. There are trees and shit here. To the northwest you can hear an angry troll. To the west you hear a stream. To the west somewhere you smell smoke.

>THEN GO WEST

You walk through the forest, making shitloads of noise due to your clumsy beartrap-paws.
You come across a stream. You cannot cross the stream because of plot.
To the north you hear an angry troll. To the west somewhere you smell smoke.
What do you do?
OPTIONS
GO (direction)
EAT (item)
RESET BEARTRAP
GET (item)
MAKE WOOSH NOISES
TALK TO WOLFMAN (shit to say)
INVENTORY
A CAPE (but you can't remove it)
BASKET (quest item) (helmetslot)
QUEST LOG
DO SOMETHING WITH THE EMPTY BASKET: Progress:Used as armour.

[PandaLord]

Utilize the basket in an attempt to empty the stream of water.

[Pandarsenic]

> Reset Beartrap
> N
> Beartrap troll
> S
>> Repeat this cycle.

[Sensei]

>EAT fish in stream