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Akroma

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Re: Bear
« Reply #45 on: August 16, 2009, 04:26:18 am »
>head west
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Re: Bear
« Reply #46 on: August 16, 2009, 04:27:39 am »
> Talk to wolfman, ask about little girls carrying cookies.
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Re: Bear
« Reply #47 on: August 16, 2009, 04:28:16 am »
>Talk wolfman about WHOOSH
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Re: Bear
« Reply #48 on: August 16, 2009, 04:33:35 am »
Quote from: Cheeetar on August 16, 2009, 04:28:16 am
>Talk wolfman about WHOOSH
You speak with wolfman. ROAR, you say.
Wolfman says: "I admire your antics. Going WOOSH has made me forgive you for eating the little girl I was hunting."
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Re: Bear
« Reply #49 on: August 16, 2009, 04:34:28 am »
>W
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Re: Bear
« Reply #50 on: August 16, 2009, 04:38:12 am »
Quote from: Cheeetar on August 16, 2009, 04:34:28 am
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You leave the wolfman.
You walk along the path, making quite a lot of noise due to your clumsy beartrap-paws.
You are on a path. It runs East/West or West/East, depending on viewpoint.
You hear a stream to the west. To the far west you smell fire.
OPTIONS
GO (direction)
EAT (item)
BEARTRAP (item)
GET (item)
MAKE WOOSH NOISES
INVENTORY
A CAPE (but you can't remove it)
BASKET (quest item) (helmetslot)
QUEST LOG
DO SOMETHING WITH THE EMPTY BASKET: Progress:Used as armour.
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Re: Bear
« Reply #51 on: August 16, 2009, 04:40:40 am »
>W
> MAKE WOOSH NOISES IMMEDIATELY IN NEW AREA
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Re: Bear
« Reply #52 on: August 16, 2009, 04:53:48 am »
Quote from: Pandarsenic on August 16, 2009, 04:40:40 am
>W
> MAKE WOOSH NOISES IMMEDIATELY IN NEW AREA
You walk along the path, making quite a lot of noise due to your clumsy beartrap-paws.
You come across a stream running from north to south. There is a bridge crossing the stream. The path across the bridge runs East/West or West/East, depending on viewpoint.
You run in circles making woosh noises, wishing that you could actually fly. There is no one here to be impressed by your actions!
A hidden figure emerges!
You encounter a small troll.
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The small troll is a little impressed.
The small troll is blocking the bridge.
"You must pay 1 shiny penny or 2 dull pennies to cross my bridge" he says.
To the west you smell fire.
What do you do?
OPTIONS
GO (direction)
EAT (item)
BEARTRAP (item)
GET (item)
MAKE WOOSH NOISES
TALK TO TROLL (shit to say)
INVENTORY
A CAPE (but you can't remove it)
BASKET (quest item) (helmetslot)
QUEST LOG
DO SOMETHING WITH THE EMPTY BASKET: Progress:Used as armour.
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Re: Bear
« Reply #53 on: August 16, 2009, 05:04:17 am »
>Talk troll about his mother
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Re: Bear
« Reply #54 on: August 16, 2009, 05:04:38 am »
>beartrap troll
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Re: Bear
« Reply #55 on: August 16, 2009, 05:10:52 am »
Quote from: Cheeetar on August 16, 2009, 05:04:17 am
>Talk troll about his mother
"ROAR" you say to the troll.
"In 732, Angry Troll married Big Troll" says the little troll
Quote from: Akroma on August 16, 2009, 05:04:38 am
>beartrap troll
You beartrap the little troll!
In the [6] nothing, the beartrap misses!
The little troll becomes angry!
The little troll wields a little club!
The little troll attacks!
4 damage!
16 life left!
OPTIONS
EAT little troll
BEARTRAP little troll
RESET BEARTRAP
ATTACK little troll
MAKE WOOSH NOISES
RUN AWAY EAST
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Re: Bear
« Reply #56 on: August 16, 2009, 05:11:26 am »
>attack troll
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 ancient and lowly cults, the resultant abnormalities would soon not only wreck the world, but threathen the very ingerity of the cosmos

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Re: Bear
« Reply #57 on: August 16, 2009, 05:12:07 am »
>Talk Troll about His Mother's Bigness.

(Yo mudda so fat)
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Quote from: mainiac on October 14, 2016, 11:55:54 am
Most of the time when someone is described as politically correct they are simply correct.

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Re: Bear
« Reply #58 on: August 16, 2009, 05:15:00 am »
Quote from: Akroma on August 16, 2009, 05:11:26 am
>attack troll
You attack the little troll
4 damage!
The little troll has 17 life left!
The little troll attacks!
4 damage!
12 life left!
OPTIONS
EAT little troll
BEARTRAP little troll
RESET BEARTRAP
ATTACK little troll
MAKE WOOSH NOISES
RUN AWAY EAST

EDIT: Cookies give attack bonus. I forgot.
« Last Edit: August 16, 2009, 05:20:10 am by NUKE9.13 »
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Re: Bear
« Reply #59 on: August 16, 2009, 05:18:14 am »
>beartrap troll

Alternatively

>Run away east
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Quote from: mainiac on October 14, 2016, 11:55:54 am
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