TURN THIRTEEN! YOU GOT YOUR JESUS IN MY RTD!
I claim Captain, being a navigator and all.
Also, Smee is coming with me to be my first mate.
The vote begins, with your self-nomination. Boozebeard notes your request, and says it shall be dealt with if you win the vote.
I nominate ToonyManner, but remain aboard the Ozymandias.
Armok begins to notice a pattern as you follow ToonyMan's lead yet again, voting to be his captain. Boozebeard accepts your vote, but notes that groveling does not make you first mate.
I'll vote toony and i will sail with him.
search the ship in for priest robes and then train my shotting skills by taking shots at random birds
Btw i name my slave Bob since you cant name planets Bob...
Boozebeard notes your assistance in a seemingly landslide of a vote. [1] You search the ship for religious robes, but only manage to find a copy of "The Origin of Raws" by Urist Darwin.
Boozebeard is not sure what you mean by "planet," but lets the crew know the demon's name is now Bob.
I feel that our navigator would make for a good captain. I'll sail under ye, toonyman!
Now, go to the Fugly Duckling, and sharpen up my cooking skills, bringing my chest of spices with me, of course.
You vote for ToonyManner, pretty much assuring the vote goes to him. [6] You make it to the ship's kitchen, to find it loaded with hundreds of spices and ingredients you've never even heard of. Just looking upon this masterpiece of culinary architecture makes you a better cook! (+2 to cooking, guaranteeing you'll never make Shit on a Shingle again.)
I scan the horizon for sails then get back to the deck. "Shouldn't Two Holes get the ship? He did defeat the previous owner..."
[5] Off in the distance, you spot a Goblin Fortress, but they are not hostile to you. That, and it'd be suicidal to attack at this point. You then climb down and suggest Axle get the ship, but the others seem to disagree.
Bring my valuables to the Fugly Duckling, and then LOOT THE SHIP FOR MECHANICAL (and non-vital) PARTS. And other assorted valuables or one-hand-firearms.
I swear that I'm the goddamn luckiest character here, but I arguably also caused the most property damage.
+1 vote for me as a captain.
You vote for yourself, but find that you are not the favored captain. Oh well, time to loot! [6][6][6] You go through the ship, finding seemingly nothing of value. As look walk back to the deck, you notice a room in a distant corner you hadn't noticed. You open it, to discover a true treasure: Dwarven Power Armor! Used in the Human-Dwarven wars of the 3rd Age, these relics were treasured for their protection, and their ability to fit to any character that wears it! There are only 3 dozen in existence, all owned by Humans due to their victory in the afore-mentioned war. This one must have been stolen by Farceface's men, or presented to them as a gift. Oh, well, it's yours now. (Power Armor gained! +1 to diplomacy, +2 to strength, +2 to tougness, +5 to Badass)
(PS: I'm 80% certain it says that in the Bible, you have to tell me. Are you Jesus?)
Characters:From the Mountainhomes of The Crescent of Dawning, Urist has enjoyed a priveliged life, but always wanted to go on an adventure. So, he decided to learn about being on a boat. He was offered a job, and accepted, not realizing who exactly his employer was.
Has taken as a child by Kobolds and traded to humans, who forced into slavery on a privateer. He has no idea of his Dwarf name but uses Silverlash (a name from an older dwarf that tuaght him English [or whatever we speak on this world]) now that he is free. Is very fierce and is almost too human-like to be around dwarfs.
Great Demon of Armok (slave)
Navigator; Novice Axedwarf!
Captain of the Fugly Duckling
Proficient Cook/Brewer (+2 to cooking); Dabbling Magic
A cook who has traveled the world searching for new exotic dishes and spices. He keeps a chest full of the rarest and most exquisite spices he finds on his journeys, and intends to one day make, as he calls it, "my Feast," the culmination of all his skill and knowledge, with the use of all his precious spice possessions.
She was sold into slavery to pay off her gambling debts, but the ship she was being taken to her buyer on was destroyed by pirates. After being washed ashore she realised that there was nothing left of her old life and she was better off letting the world think that she was dead. With no place in civilised society she has signed up with a pirate crew and never looked back.
She doesn't gamble any more but has a habit of leaving playing cards that explode.
Very Strong
Agile
Very Tough
Dabbling Mechanic; Novice Ambusher; Marksgoblin;
Exiled by his own race for being a little nuts, he has taken to become pirate. Has an unhealthy obsession with machinery and technology of all sorts. His ability to actually use two pistols at the same time effectively makes him a valuable asset in each team, as one glance at him tends to make the opponents wish they would have brought their brown pants. Also Jesus in disguise.
One flintlock pistol, one two-shot pistol steel helmet, Power Armor
Allies:Extremely Tough
Very Agile
Captain of the Ozymandias
Steel Plate armor and greaves, Steel Shield, Steel Axe
Banished from the Ogre Kingdoms, Ragnarok makes his living as the bodyguard and servant of Captain Boozebeard. They have served together for years, and he has sharpened his combat skills on many a foe.
This Demon was only now created. Do with him as you will, Diakron
Former and Current First mate of the Fugly Duckling
Cutlass, pirate-y clothing
Strong
Extremely Tough
Very Agile
Steel Plate armor and greaves, Steel Two-handed sword
[spoiler=Injuries]None
Environment:Boozebeard announces that the vote stated that ToonyManner is to be the captain of the Fugly Duckling! Much celebration is enjoyed, that none of you shall ever recall. As per his request, Smee is freed and joins him as his first mate. Many of you also go with him, though some remain with Boozebeard. Also, as an added bonus, the swordsman from the Fugly Duckling who is apparently named Shamus joins up to be ToonyManner's bodyguard.
Boozebeard notes that his men will help get both ships to the nearest port, Tallow-Cliff, but after that ToonyManner will be responsible for hiring his own men (will be explained when we get there.) He says you shall be there in two days. Get to training/looting, as apparently you've struck the motherlode of ancient artifacts.
Locations:A vicious-looking sloop, with a blood-red paint, carrying 16 cannon and unknown treasures inside!
A small, sorry-looking sloop, carrying a dozen cannons and is painted white with a green trim. Possibly the ugliest thing you've ever seen float besides its previous incarnation, the Mad Hatter.
Due to complicated shit, this only applies during battle.
Let me know if I've made any errors.
So, yeah, I rolled 3 times, but the game was set on Errol being some kind of god among pirates. I'm just waiting for a ship to show up and turn out to be Optimus Prime, who declares you king of Cybertron.
Also, this is easier (not easy, just easier) than I thought, so I am willing to accept up to four new people starting now.
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