TURN SEVEN! I TAKE IT BACK, RAM IS CURSED!
Arr! I train with Urist McPirate/ToonyManner!
[5][3][1=ToonyMan gets the 5] You go to town with your axe skills, weaving around one another, searching for openings. You manage to spar the entire day long, but only ToonyManner manages to learn anything new about combat. (+1 rank in Axedwarf!)
I'll take RAM to the infirmary, and practice some healing.
[5] You find Blackjack lying below the rigging, groaning in agony. It doesn't take you long to figure out what happened, and you get her to the infirmary. [1] You attempt surgery, but accidentally bring down a hatchet on her [6] hair! [4] You cut off a fair chunk of it, but Blackjack isn't harmed in any physical manner.
CLIMB THE RIGGING.
[5] You climb the rigging in a masterfully elegant way, reaching the top with a grace and agility that no one on the ship can match. (+1 to the Attribute Agility! You may notice I'm starting to make up skills and shit as I go along!)
I practice recovering from temporary conditions.
[1] You twist your spine in an attempt to fix it, but you appear to have done worse! [2] You break your lower spine! Only the gods can save you now! (I would suggest prayer at this point.)
practice Wrestling, then go explore the ship for weapons again...
*Mumbles about weapons have to be somewhere*
[3] You have a good sparring session, but don't really learn anything important about wrestling. [3] Try as you might, you can't seem to find any weapons storage areas on the ship. Each member of the crew seems to carry all their equipment on their person.
Characters:From the Mountainhomes of The Crescent of Dawning, Urist has enjoyed a priveliged life, but always wanted to go on an adventure. So, he decided to learn about being on a boat. He was offered a job, and accepted, not realizing who exactly his employer was.
Has taken as a child by Kobolds and traded to humans, who forced into slavery on a privateer. He has no idea of his Dwarf name but uses Silverlash (a name from an older dwarf that tuaght him English [or whatever we speak on this world]) now that he is free. Is very fierce and is almost too human-like to be around dwarfs.
Navigator; Novice Axedwarf!
Steel Battle Axe; mysterious liquid
Proficient Cook/Brewer; Dabbling Magic
A cook who has traveled the world searching for new exotic dishes and spices. He keeps a chest full of the rarest and most exquisite spices he finds on his journeys, and intends to one day make, as he calls it, "my Feast," the culmination of all his skill and knowledge, with the use of all his precious spice possessions.
She was sold into slavery to pay off her gambling debts, but the ship she was being taken to her buyer on was destroyed by pirates. After being washed ashore she realised that there was nothing left of her old life and she was better off letting the world think that she was dead. With no place in civilised society she has signed up with a pirate crew and never looked back.
She doesn't gamble any more but has a habit of leaving playing cards that explode.
Dabbling Mechanic; Novice Ambusher; Marksgoblin
Exiled by his own race for being a little nuts, he has taken to become pirate. Has an unhealthy obsession with machinery and technology of all sorts. His ability to actually use two pistols at the same time effectively makes him a valuable asset in each team, as one glance at him tends to make the opponents wish they would have brought their brown pants.
One flintlock pistol, one two-shot pistol steel helmet
Enemies:Well, you ran from the prostitutes, so that's one sidequest down the drain... Oh well, off to sea then!
Environment:Locations:A small, sorry-looking sloop, carrying a dozen cannons and is painted white with a green trim. Possibly the ugliest thing you've ever seen float besides its previous incarnation, the Mad Hatter.
*Blackjack Blue
*Edward "Silverlash" Teach
*ToonyManner
*Urist McPirate
*Axle "Two Holes" Gear
*Fre "Cookie" Blackflag
*Unknown crew members
*Captain Boozebeard
*Ragnarok, Boozebeard's Ogre bodyguard.
Let me know if I've made any errors.
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