TURN 35! REDWALL HAS NOTHING ON COOKIE
Calm fire mage down, by any means. Expect like, killing him.
[3] You attempt to talk some sense into the mage, but he is too busy shouting his head off to really pay any attention to your words. He seems rather intent on that talisman.
Loot the body, picking up the axe and talisman. I then butcher the body with the thundrous axe in a bloody fury, sacrificing it to Armok.
You run up to the Chieftain's corpse, and ransack it. [1] You retrieve your axe and the talisman, but considering the lizardman was essentially nude you are not surprised to find nothing else of value. You then get to work butchering the corpse, [1] instead striking a nearby rock. It and the axe erupt with a thunderous racket, deafening you for the moment.
Greet him properly, show that i am a civil being and hold no grudge against him. allow him to see that i am respectful of such a powerful being though.
[6] As the thing grows agitated, you explain that you are respectful of his might. He seems to almost shrink, in a sense. He points at you, and a deathly rattling noise reverberates all around you. You have no idea what he is saying, but he obviously attempting to communicate with you. A moment later, however, a small image appears in your mind, which is actually what you are in; thus, it appears as a small map on a nearby wall. You approach it, and see it is a detailed map of... The Dark Halls!
*looks at gem and drools* *tests black breath*
After expressing your interest in the gem, you notice you have finished pulling yourself together, and test the breath you used earlier. When you open your mouth and exhale, a black smog jets from it, shrouding everything nearby. After testing on a few deer, it becomes obvious that the breath is a neuro-toxin or something like that, as it apparently deprives the victim of senses and motor functions, leaving them as easy prey.
Take amulet for further research (involving a think history book)
You snatch away the amulet from your comrade and begin to research it. Ignoring the screams of protest from the mage, you look through a collection of books you brought with you to see if you can find any information about it. [2] Sadly, it appears this artifact is either recently made, or not worth the ink used to document it. Considering the way it amplified the lizardman's abilities, you suspect it is the former.
loot bodies
[1] You found some lizardman blood, famed throughout the kingdom for being entirely useless, even by alchemist standards.
Search the captains body for anything else of use, and search the other dead.
[6] Amongst the dead you find what appears to be a shaman staff. You inspect it closer, and discover that it has a mild mind-control ability. With it, you can control one creature as long as you hold the staff.
look to make sure my son? is ok...
and loot (preferably swords)
Seeing that your golem son is doing all right, you loot [2] and find some stone axes. Sadly, the lizardmen are apparently not evolved enough to use swords.
Check my new abilities out (like jumping,spitting, amr strecht and so on)
Your new body appears to be very durable. As best you can tell, only decapitation would outright kill you. You also find that you can spit acid, though it has a limit. You are not particularly stretchy, though, considering you are made of acid.
Prepare a feast for everyone to celebrate the defeat of the lizardmen!
[6+3] You and Remy get to work, and create a smorgasbord of all the greatest foods you can think of. It turns out ten times better than you expected, with food exquisite even by kings' standards. Boozebeard alerts everyone that they will be spending the night here, to make sure none of the food goes to waste.
Also, Jesus showed up for the food. Moocher.
Allied ActionsCharacters:Competent Gunner; Novice Thrower
From the Mountainhomes of The Crescent of Dawning, Urist has enjoyed a priveliged life, but always wanted to go on an adventure. So, he decided to learn about being on a boat. He was offered a job, and accepted, not realizing who exactly his employer was.
Not smote by Armok; Blessing of Armok's Accuracy
Pistoleer; Armokian Priest;
Has taken as a child by Kobolds and traded to humans, who forced into slavery on a privateer. He has no idea of his Dwarf name but uses Silverlash (a name from an older dwarf that tuaght him English [or whatever we speak on this world]) now that he is free. Is very fierce and is almost too human-like to be around dwarfs.
Flintlock Pistol, silver Ring of Unknown Power; Chainmail of Armok; enchanted cutlass
Champion of Armok(?); Priest of Armok
Great Demon of Armok, Nk'tosh G'vallowlk (slave); 50 Skeletal Warrior Thralls
Navigator; Novice Axedwarf!
Steel Battle Axe; Power Armor with Laser Cannon
Captain of the Fresh-Prince of Tallair
1 Skaven; 1 Wood Elf; 2 High Elfs; 2 Goblins; 2 Dwarves; 25 Humans; 2 Sapphire Knights (Mount: Warhorse) 1 Minotaur, "Rajiv"; 2 Ogres; 1 Mountain Troll, "Urgrost"; 2 Orcs
Grand Master Cook/Brewer (+3 to cooking); Dabbling Magic(Not sure what he'll do with it, as he's a dwarf. Probably a plot hook.); Marksdwarf(+1 to archery)
A cook who has traveled the world searching for new exotic dishes and spices. He keeps a chest full of the rarest and most exquisite spices he finds on his journeys, and intends to one day make, as he calls it, "my Feast," the culmination of all his skill and knowledge, with the use of all his precious spice possessions.
Olgar McFlannigenshabenflibenschutz (Companion); Remy the Rat
Chicken Health Potion; Potion of the Bear; Wolfhair Vial; Potion of Diced Cheetah
Lookout; Pyromancer (+1); Dabbling Flyer
She was sold into slavery to pay off her gambling debts, but the ship she was being taken to her buyer on was destroyed by pirates. After being washed ashore she realised that there was nothing left of her old life and she was better off letting the world think that she was dead. With no place in civilised society she has signed up with a pirate crew and never looked back.
She doesn't gamble any more but has a habit of leaving playing cards that explode.
MANGLED FACE; BROKEN EVERYTHING (In process of healing)
Very Strong (+2)
Agile
Very Tough
Dabbling Mechanic; Novice Ambusher; Marksgoblin; Dabbling Barterer; Dabbling Energy Operator; Dabbling Debater
Exiled by his own race for being a little nuts, he has taken to become pirate. Has an unhealthy obsession with machinery and technology of all sorts. His ability to actually use two pistols at the same time effectively makes him a valuable asset in each team, as one glance at him tends to make the opponents wish they would have brought their brown pants. Also Jesus in disguise.
One flintlock pistol, one two-shot pistol, steel helmet,
Medic; Novice Rifle-goblin; Dabbling Skinner
A Goblin fresh out of medical school (Or, at least that's what they called it), Luke had wished to settle down and start his own private practice. That was, until he was drafted. Luke was forced through basic training, constantly punished for his lack of respect for his officers, and defected as soon as he could.
Flintlock Rifle; Plate Armor; Four-shot rifle
Duelist; Legendary Wind Mage (+4); Dabbling Negotiator; Dabbling Life-Giver
Born to noble descent, "killer" quickly realized that spending his life in a castle was not meant for him, his years as a noble taught him some basic magic skills, and dueling, as the other nobles often did. Killing his guards, and losing his old name, Khan escaped to the high seas.
Rapier; Flintlock Pistol; Leather Armor; Shaman Staff
Destroyed a fleet and a town with a tornado. Destroyed an army by rolling the game's first 10.
Captain of the Tallow-Gem
33 Humans; 8 Saurii; Sir Thellren (Mount: Wyvern)
Proficient Glaring (+2); Dual-Wielder (+1)
*stares off into the distince for a second* "i dont like that subject"
Two cutlasses; Adamantine chain shirt
Great Alchemist (+2); Dabbling Brewer
Flintlock pistol and cutlass
Jets is a young Skrill ,that pursued his dream to become an pirate; while his parents disagreed he ran away from home until he became a member of a pirate group
Flintlock Pistol; Steel Cutlass
Title: Ruiner of Plots; Suicide Rat; is an Acidic Demon
Allies:Extremely Tough (+2)
Very Agile
Captain of the Ozymandias
Steel Plate armor and greaves, Steel Shield, Steel Axe
Captain of the Ozymandias
7 High Elves; 2 Skaven; 8 dwarves; 30 humans; 1 Sapphire Knight Templar (Mount-Griffin); 7 Sapphire Knights (Mount-Warhorse)
Extremely Tough (+2)
Strong
Grandmaster of the Order of the Sapphire, Lord of Udragoth
Steel Plate armor and greaves, Steel Shield, Steel Longsword; Mount: Blue Dragon "Glimmerscale"
Grandmaster of the Order of the Sapphire, Lord of Udragoth
22 Sapphire Knights (Mount: Warhorse), 26 Peasants
Banished from the Ogre Kingdoms, Ragnarok makes his living as the bodyguard and servant of Captain Boozebeard. They have served together for years, and he has sharpened his combat skills on many a foe.
Legendary Wrestler; Necromancer
This Demon was only now created. Do with him as you will, Diakron
Former and Current First mate of the Fugly Duckling, now the Fresh-Prince of Tallair.
Cutlass, pirate-y clothing
Strong(+1)
Extremely Tough
Very Agile
Steel Plate armor and greaves, Steel Two-handed sword
Strong(+1)
Extremely Tough
Very Agile
Mithril Plate armor and greaves, Steel Two-handed sword; Mount: White Wyvern
Deafening his opponents with his screeching voice.
There's nothing to say that he hasn't already told you, in his own, pain-inflicting way.
Probably something really awesome.
Shrouding Robes; The Sword of Fuck-You-Up
Resistant to Badass Decay (+1 to all rolls after the first ten turns he exists in.)
Techinically God, but let's go with Human
He's Jesus. Is that not enough?
Prisoners1 Fire Mage
Environment:The sun sets majestically. Even the mage stops shouting for a moment to gaze into its wonder.
Locations:The Open Road.
Let me know if I've made any errors
It's not dead, I swear. Blame Swine Flu.
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