TURN TWELVE! THE THIRTY-SECOND FLAVOR!
HELP DESTROY FARCEFACE.
[2] You leave the martial trance as you attempt to annihilate Farceface! [6-1+2=6] You score a direct hit on the bewildered captain, flanking him before the others can even see your fast movements! [2] However, Farceface proves to be a worthy adversary, as he feints around the blade!
I attack Farceface
As ToonyManner manages to miss the agile Captain, you attempt to strike again, only to find that your foe has grown more agile in his fight with you! [5] However, pure strength wins the day, it would seem, as you bring your axe down on his exposed belly. [3] Farceface defies fate again (I swear to God I'm not tampering with the rolls.) as he avoids your swing.
i gather all the dead enemies and sacrifice them to Armok praying to him to help my allies.
[5] You gather the enemies in a corner of your ship, and become trance-like, as if possessed. You chant in a language that you do not understand, and draw strange glyphs on the deck in the blood of the slain. As you finish the incantation, a great Demon rises from it, ready to slay your foes! (Permanent demon-slave gained!!)
I quickly load up a special bolt, with a bit of my disastrous meal on it, and fire it directly into Farceface's open mouth! If I can't get a bit of my poison, I'll just shoot him in the mouth with an armor-piercing bolt!
[4] You come across a piece of your literal Shit on a Shingle dangling from the edge of a slain man's mouth. Whether an enemy or the meal itself did it is open to debate. You spread the revolting food across a bolt, and fire it towards Farceface as he shouts some random curses at Boozebeard! [4] It strikes him, piercing his cheeks and scraping the "food" across his toungue. [5] Unfortunately, his years on the sea have made Farceface immune to these sorts of cruelties, and he continues unfazed!
"You are clearly mistaken! I am not one to abandon a task due simply to some misfortune!" I take careful aim at Captain Farceface, only to see that everyone else is doing the same thing and decide that it isn't cool anymore so instead I shoot at the last swordsman's legs. Who knows, he might be valuable...
[6] You notch an arrow and fire it effortlessly, piercing the swordsman's legs with an effortless grace. [3] It comes through all the way, keeping him stuck to the floor where he stands! He is trapped for the rest of combat, and cannot attack unless explicitly approached.
Attack Farceface from behind like a ferocious... um... insane goblin. While clawing at his face.
[6] You leap high into the air, falling directly onto Farceface, making many gashes in his face with your claws. If only you had used a weapon and he'd be dead by now. [1] That's what I would have said if you hadn't scooped his brains out in the process. The slain captain falls to the ground, muttering some incomprehensible words that probably make sense to other people with their brains scooped out. We'll never know.
Characters:From the Mountainhomes of The Crescent of Dawning, Urist has enjoyed a priveliged life, but always wanted to go on an adventure. So, he decided to learn about being on a boat. He was offered a job, and accepted, not realizing who exactly his employer was.
Has taken as a child by Kobolds and traded to humans, who forced into slavery on a privateer. He has no idea of his Dwarf name but uses Silverlash (a name from an older dwarf that tuaght him English [or whatever we speak on this world]) now that he is free. Is very fierce and is almost too human-like to be around dwarfs.
Great Demon of Armok (slave)
Navigator; Novice Axedwarf!
Lucky! (+2 to all actions)
Proficient Cook/Brewer; Dabbling Magic
A cook who has traveled the world searching for new exotic dishes and spices. He keeps a chest full of the rarest and most exquisite spices he finds on his journeys, and intends to one day make, as he calls it, "my Feast," the culmination of all his skill and knowledge, with the use of all his precious spice possessions.
She was sold into slavery to pay off her gambling debts, but the ship she was being taken to her buyer on was destroyed by pirates. After being washed ashore she realised that there was nothing left of her old life and she was better off letting the world think that she was dead. With no place in civilised society she has signed up with a pirate crew and never looked back.
She doesn't gamble any more but has a habit of leaving playing cards that explode.
Dabbling Mechanic; Novice Ambusher; Marksgoblin
Exiled by his own race for being a little nuts, he has taken to become pirate. Has an unhealthy obsession with machinery and technology of all sorts. His ability to actually use two pistols at the same time effectively makes him a valuable asset in each team, as one glance at him tends to make the opponents wish they would have brought their brown pants.
One flintlock pistol, one two-shot pistol steel helmet
Allies:Extremely Tough
Very Agile
Captain of the Ozymandias
Steel Plate armor and greaves, Steel Shield, Steel Axe
Banished from the Ogre Kingdoms, Ragnarok makes his living as the bodyguard and servant of Captain Boozebeard. They have served together for years, and he has sharpened his combat skills on many a foe.
This Demon was only now created. Do with him as you will, Diakron
Environment:As Farceface falls dead, the First Mate, now named "Smee", collects his fallen ally from the deck, and the two survivors surrender. Boozebeard orders them to be taken to the brig, where they shall be questioned.
He gathers you all, and tells you that he has enough men to get both ships back to port, and plenty of gold to hire more crew. If you wish, you can keep the Fugly Duckling for one of you to Captain in battle (note that you have a contract to fulfill to Boozebeard; don't be running off just yet) but he has decided that if you wish to keep it, you must select one amongst you to do the job. That's right, a vote!
Locations:A vicious-looking sloop, with a blood-red paint, carrying 16 cannon and unknown treasures inside!
A small, sorry-looking sloop, carrying a dozen cannons and is painted white with a green trim. Possibly the ugliest thing you've ever seen float besides its previous incarnation, the Mad Hatter.
*Blackjack Blue
*Edward "Silverlash" Teach
*Axle "Two Holes" Gear
*ToonyManner
*Urist McPirate
*Fre "Cookie" Blackflag
*Captain Boozebeard
*Ragnarok
*15 Allied crew
*Smee
*Swordsman
*Demon
Let me know if I've made any errors.
So, now you must vote to choose the best-suited to captain the Fugly Duckling. If you cannot come to a decision, I will choose the best-suited one in my opinion. And a note, the demon is a one-time thing, Diakron, so don't waste time trying to summon more. Armok is still running you on a... let's go with "Trial Service" to see if you're champion materiel.
Poll
0 (0%)
Author
Topic: ARRRRRR T D! Turn 35! Redwall Has Nothing on Cookie (Read 57015 times)