^previous^Sit in the stool.
I MEAN ON THE STOOL.
2: You go to sit on the stool. Just as you sit down, the stool jumps about two feet to the left.
Drop kick chair.
2: You drop, but don't kick. Well, at least you did
half of what you intended...
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
5: Well, since my reality is a lack of reality, it is now substituted with YOUR lack of reality. As a result, once per turn, you get to describe one thing that is *not* possible here, and it will be added to this "reality".
Turn into Adam Savage.
5: You turn into Adam Savage. You lose control of yourself! You are suddenly standing next to Adam Savage.
I shall stare at ToonyMan disconcertingly.
1: You stare at.... Yourself. A mirror is in front of you.
Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb.
4: You kick reason. It doesn't hit a curb, but it gets a massive trauma. As a result, things will be just as crazy and structureless as they have been so far. Additionally, there will be a -1 penalty to and rolls to create
reason(Can you believe someone at wikipedia removed it??? I had to go to the history page!) or any other extreme weaponry.
Get arms from stool.
6-1: You get the
heavy weapons dwarf's crossbow. He does not look happy about it. As for how the stool became HWD? Blame Sean.
Eat chair.
1: What chair? Though you were just sitting on one, it disappeared as soon as you decided to eat it. You fall.
BE the chair!
This is soooo going to get me killed.
6: You become THE chair. Specifically, the one that kinseti was sitting on. You teleport to the realm of spare props, until needed. Your role is "Generic Chair #2".
I explode in a nuclear fashion.
5: You do so. Fortunately, you aren't made of much fuseable/fissable matter, so you just emulate a mushroom cloud with dust.
NPCs:
I reject Jay Kayell's reality and substitute my own!
1: Well, shouting it didn't work.
I get my crossbow back!
6: The HWD yanks Duke 2.0's new weapon out of his hands. The HWD strikes a menacing pose with his weapon.
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