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[zchris13]

Oh sure. Sweet. Keep going. Nothing to tell you, because nothing really happened.

And you're not bad at that screenshot business.

[CJ1145]

The current style is fine, but capitalization would be nice.

[tehstefan]

R. Jesus. Such a cool name.

[Dragooble]

Spoiler: episode 2 (click to show/hide)

Giant birds and worms. Now i know I'm tripping

Money!!!

I don't know why, but i feel less lonely. Should I be worried about this?

I wish someone would rescue me

Do I smell a reward?


This guy's starting to creep me out.

OH GOOD. BERRY'S. I WAS STARTING TO WORRY I WOULD GET A REWARD THAT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH SOMETHING.

I don't know whether i should be overjoyed or disturbed about living with Raptor Jesus.

This is where Raptor Jesus lives? I was kind of expecting some sort of heavenly Cretaceous period miracle house.

Go to Hell Raptor Jesus

Then why not work some of your raptor miracles?

Are you implying something?

Why the hell not?

You hesitated... That was the hesitation that means "This person is a dumbass. but i don't want to be rude and hurt his feelings".

tiny woods. the easiest dungeon ever. 4 small floors of weak ass enemy's is what it all comes down to. we also got a pecha berry, a rawst berry and oran berry from the Butterfree. the oran berry is the only really useful one since it restores 100 hp. they can be found all over the place though.

[CJ1145]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[Dragooble]

Huh? what is it that you're LOLing at? the fact that i accidentally hit post when i wasn't finished updating?

[tehstefan]

Maybe he's trippin on berries? R. Jesus should use some miracles on him.

[CJ1145]

I was LOLing because it was hilarious. Keep up the good work! I had originally thought you were finished with the update, because it was a rather funny and believable cliffhanger.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

What miracles can Raptor Jesus do?

[Dragooble]

I dunno, ask Raptor Jesus!

[Ririka]

Oh, this is going to be awesome.

[Dragooble]

thanks for all the positive support fellow dwarfers. i just may do a third update today if i feel like it.
EDIT: i forgot to save after episode 2 so i went through tiny woods again and got 2 extra oran berry's. in other news, the third update is ready, but i'm too lazy to post it. mostly because it's just plot. again. it's good to get it out of the way now though. better sooner than later.

[tehstefan]

R. Jesus can walk on water! Amazing no?

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

He truly is a god in mortal form.

[Dragooble]

Spoiler: episode 3 (click to show/hide)

So this is more of an Alice in Wonderland thing than just regular tripping out.




Probably preaching the word of Raptor God or whatever Raptor Jesus does.

Great time management skills there man...

then why weren't you out looking for some instead of JUST STANDING HERE!?

(this was supposed to be a picture of us getting a rescue team starter kit)

Really? I thought you got a rescue team ending kit.


Why a newspaper? Did they subscribe us without our permission?

Really? i thought it was proof we were average joe's.

and whose fault is that?

Really? i thought we'd be famous because we just started this team.

Carrier... pelican?


At least someone's spreading the word.


(it is a magnetic wave in case anyone is wondering)

Really? i thought we weren't here.

there. next episode we start Thunderwave Cave and actually get to playing, instead of overload of non-plot.
EDIT: i just noticed that most of the comedy gold in this LP is from Raptor Jesus. how odd.