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ChairmanPoo

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Re: Cruel Irony
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2009, 05:10:43 am »
Quote from: calls002 on August 13, 2009, 02:58:10 pm
Perhaps the secret is that you don't have any.

WRONG. This is the secret of Steel: Steel isn't strong, boy, flesh is stronger! Contemplate this on the tree of woe.
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Quote from: fqllve on September 08, 2011, 11:56:27 am
Everyone sucks at everything. Until they don't. Not sucking is a product of time invested.

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Re: Cruel Irony
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2009, 06:27:04 am »
I've generated a world with a human kingdom and a goblin civ next to eachother, not exactly sure on the goblin name, but it was something like this:

The Realm of Emancipation.(Human)
The spires of Oppression. (Goblin, not sure on the name, it was something like that.)

Unfortunately, worldgen had stopped before they gone to war.
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Quote from: decius on September 04, 2009, 03:11:20 pm
What kind of statues are your masons making, that you think they have "maximum exposure"?
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(Full frontal ones, apparently.  With very short beards.) 

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Re: Cruel Irony
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2009, 08:50:35 am »
It just occured to me that this is very cruel irony indeed.
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Re: Cruel Irony
« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2009, 03:59:11 pm »
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on August 15, 2009, 05:10:43 am
Quote from: calls002 on August 13, 2009, 02:58:10 pm
Perhaps the secret is that you don't have any.

WRONG. This is the secret of Steel: Steel isn't strong, boy, flesh is stronger! Contemplate this on the tree of woe.

No one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts.

Steel you can trust.
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Quote from: Tiruin on February 19, 2015, 11:03:13 pm
Totally a weretrain. Very much trains!
I'm going to steamroll this house.

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Re: Cruel Irony
« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2009, 04:15:02 pm »
If only it weren't so darned secretive. Maybe if you got to know your steel better, it would give up the game? :D
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Re: Cruel Irony
« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2009, 05:42:51 pm »
Quote from: Neruz on August 15, 2009, 08:50:35 am
It just occured to me that this is very cruel irony indeed.

You stole the pun I was about to make.

Thief.
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Quote from: hughesdylan on December 02, 2009, 02:23:27 pm
The thing that confuses me about dorfs is this. Dorf 1 dies in an avalance or somesuch. Dorf 2 is friends with dorf 3 and dorf 1. Dorf 2 berserks because of his friends death and kills dorf 3. also a friend. W. T. F.
Clearly you've never been drunk.

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Re: Cruel Irony
« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2009, 06:52:05 pm »
Quote from: Protactinium on August 15, 2009, 05:42:51 pm
Quote from: Neruz on August 15, 2009, 08:50:35 am
It just occured to me that this is very cruel irony indeed.

You stole the pun I was about to make.

Thief.
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ein

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Re: Cruel Irony
« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2009, 07:51:43 pm »
In my attempts to create Gearmaze, the first failed because I didn't know how to use mechanics, the second one failed because I didn't get my farms set up in time and everybody starved, the third one failed because I flooded to world (some would probably consider that a success), and the fourth one failed because of a tantrum spiral due to the dwarven justice system.
That name is just pure bad luck.
There were never mazes of gears.
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Re: Cruel Irony
« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2009, 08:48:20 pm »
Quote from: zchris13 on August 15, 2009, 06:52:05 pm
Quote from: Protactinium on August 15, 2009, 05:42:51 pm
Quote from: Neruz on August 15, 2009, 08:50:35 am
It just occured to me that this is very cruel irony indeed.

You stole the pun I was about to make.

Thief.
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Quote from: Danarca on December 18, 2009, 11:22:54 am
"And God saw that the world was too moist, and that none of the Scorpion race could be placed upon it; and so he started over."

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Re: Cruel Irony
« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2009, 12:11:02 am »
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Quote from: Tiruin on February 19, 2015, 11:03:13 pm
Totally a weretrain. Very much trains!
I'm going to steamroll this house.

ein

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Re: Cruel Irony
« Reply #25 on: August 16, 2009, 01:43:38 am »
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Re: Cruel Irony
« Reply #26 on: August 16, 2009, 06:27:09 am »
Quote from: ein on August 16, 2009, 01:43:38 am
Quote from: Glowcat on August 16, 2009, 12:11:02 am
Quote from: riffraffselbow on August 15, 2009, 08:48:20 pm
Quote from: zchris13 on August 15, 2009, 06:52:05 pm
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Seriously, cool it people. Although it is funny.
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Re: Cruel Irony
« Reply #27 on: August 16, 2009, 10:52:29 pm »
Quote from: smjjames on August 16, 2009, 06:27:09 am
Seriously, cool it people. Although it is funny.

This is the equivalent of pouring oilmagma on the problem.
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Re: Cruel Irony
« Reply #28 on: August 16, 2009, 10:55:16 pm »
I had 2 champions that are the friend of my mayor, they are named "Right hand man" and "Left hand man" They got their corresponding hands ripped off during a siege.
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Re: Cruel Irony
« Reply #29 on: August 16, 2009, 11:00:38 pm »
Quote from: Quatch on August 16, 2009, 10:52:29 pm
Quote from: smjjames on August 16, 2009, 06:27:09 am
Seriously, cool it people. Although it is funny.

This is the equivalent of pouring oilmagma on the problem.

Actually, magma would kill the problem.
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