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Author Topic: The Edge of the World?  (Read 12183 times)

kilakan

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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #30 on: August 15, 2009, 08:15:27 pm »
conquer it without women at all cause we know their pms gives them super berserker rage attacks
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Itnetlolor

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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #31 on: August 15, 2009, 09:11:17 pm »
This makes me think. Imagine if all your kills, and losses are NOW in hell, and you have to deal with them, along with the demon hordes.

._.

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Oh, and those baby-shields you used... Yeah, Thems growns up now.
« Last Edit: August 15, 2009, 09:13:01 pm by Itnetlolor »
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Tradanbattlan

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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #32 on: August 15, 2009, 09:13:07 pm »
Even more fun!
Your dwarves being struck down, having their skin melt off and then get back up, gather themselves and fight against you now!
Oooooh, I feel so giddy thinking about this
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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #33 on: August 15, 2009, 09:17:14 pm »
I suppose the true definition of Hell would be the absolutely severe FPS drop once the Demon-Realm is opened and revealed.

Then again, when the new engine for DF is up, that should resolve the FPS issue. Then again, upon opening up the gateway to Hell, you'll get millions of cats running out, that might remedy the remedy, and either be the most underwhelming sight to behold, the funniest sight to behold, or the most terrifying sight to behold, or all of the above.

Someone MUST illustrate this.

Nevermind, I already found an example of what happens when you OPEN THE GATES OF HELL!!!!!
« Last Edit: August 15, 2009, 09:23:29 pm by Itnetlolor »
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Sordid

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« Reply #34 on: August 15, 2009, 09:24:26 pm »
Edit: No it's not, because the cats are not on fire. :P
« Last Edit: August 15, 2009, 09:28:27 pm by Sordid »
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« Reply #35 on: August 17, 2009, 12:57:27 am »
Quote from: Itnetlolor on August 15, 2009, 09:11:17 pm
This makes me think. Imagine if all your kills, and losses are NOW in hell, and you have to deal with them, along with the demon hordes.

._.

ADDED NOTE:
Oh, and those baby-shields you used... Yeah, Thems growns up now.
THIS

Because it wasent enough i killed you once. Hell No. I went to HELL just so i could dismember you again!!!

Does that mean you need to stay in hell and wait for them to respawn or go to another hell if you want to keep killing the same person?
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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #36 on: August 17, 2009, 01:34:30 am »
Welcome to hell, here's your +Microcline accordion+.
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TheBronzePickle

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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #37 on: August 17, 2009, 10:42:00 am »
The problem is: what if they went to heaven?
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« Reply #38 on: August 17, 2009, 11:07:23 am »
Quote from: Itnetlolor on August 15, 2009, 12:51:21 am
Alright. World's flat. Pay up!

No no, it is not, in fact the world is round!
just like a pancake...
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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #39 on: August 17, 2009, 11:08:00 am »
Quote from: TheBronzePickle on August 17, 2009, 10:42:00 am
The problem is: what if they went to heaven?
There IS no heaven in Dwarf Fortress, just different shades of hell.
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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #40 on: August 17, 2009, 11:25:47 am »
Quote from: TheBronzePickle on August 17, 2009, 10:42:00 am
The problem is: what if they went to heaven?

Then you shall build a tower uncountable z-levels high, and the head of Gabriel on a spike we shall see while drowning  ourselves in beer, mead and ale in our victory feast!
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Sordid

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« Reply #41 on: August 17, 2009, 01:31:25 pm »
How about building a staircase connecting hell and heaven and letting the powers that be duke it out between themselves?
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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #42 on: August 17, 2009, 04:58:19 pm »
DF hell has a lot of fire. Dwarf heaven would probably mean a lot of booze. Mix the two and...

Yeah.
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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #43 on: August 17, 2009, 05:15:51 pm »
And so, from the skies did it rain copious amounts of flaming death.
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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #44 on: August 17, 2009, 05:16:35 pm »
Quote from: TheBronzePickle on August 17, 2009, 05:15:51 pm
And so, from the skies did it rain copious amounts of flaming death.
Urist has been feeling ecstatic lately. He lost a loved one to a fire lately.
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