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Author Topic: The Edge of the World?  (Read 12148 times)

Neruz

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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #120 on: September 04, 2009, 05:54:30 am »

Space Magma.

Spagma? Or perhaps Magmace.

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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #121 on: September 04, 2009, 05:56:58 am »

Spagma sounds more like a kind of spaghetti, and Magmace sounds like a mace that a magmaman wields. Neither of which are particularly useful in fighting off these terrible monstrosities.
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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #122 on: September 04, 2009, 06:04:59 am »

I dunno, mace made out of magma sounds pretty nasty.

Spray-on magma *shudder*

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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #123 on: September 04, 2009, 08:14:22 am »

Mag-On, Apply directly to a noble?

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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #124 on: September 04, 2009, 06:53:02 pm »

or the new MagIts, basically like PostIts, but a bit hotter. Another reason to care what other people stick on your back...
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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #125 on: September 04, 2009, 09:18:00 pm »

or the new MagIts, basically like PostIts, but a bit hotter. Another reason to care what other people stick on your back...
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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #126 on: September 05, 2009, 12:25:58 am »

Ladies and Gentledwarves, I give you Noble-Away! Just one spray, and unwanted nobles will run screaming into the wilds! Order now, and receive a complementary magma pit, FREE!
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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #127 on: September 06, 2009, 09:59:37 pm »

Hi im Urist Mays, and I want to show you InstaMagma! You see these Nobles in their living quarters? Simply apply InstaMagma and they will be gone in no time! It doesn't only remove nobles, it also makes magma for Forges! Call now to buy one for 9.99! Call in the next 20 minutes, you get 2 for the price of one!
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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #128 on: September 07, 2009, 02:38:43 pm »

Hi im Urist Mays, and I want to show you InstaMagma! You see these Nobles in their living quarters? Simply apply InstaMagma and they will be gone in no time! It doesn't only remove nobles, it also makes magma for Forges! Call now to buy one for 9.99! Call in the next 20 minutes, you get 2 for the price of one!

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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #129 on: September 07, 2009, 03:14:55 pm »

Hi im Urist Mays, and I want to show you InstaMagma! You see these Nobles in their living quarters? Simply apply InstaMagma and they will be gone in no time! It doesn't only remove nobles, it also makes magma for Forges! Call now to buy one for 9.99! Call in the next 20 minutes, you get 2 for the price of one!

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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #130 on: September 08, 2009, 02:09:29 am »

Actually, you could use HMS for a Dwarven ship. Herr Majesty's ship. Herr is German for "Mister", i believe, so the thing could be talking about Armok or something.
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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #131 on: September 08, 2009, 09:16:19 pm »

We could, but I think that the dwarves are Russian. Or maybe they're Scots...

In any case, Germans don't drink nearly enough alcohol to be associated with dwarves.
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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #132 on: September 08, 2009, 09:31:44 pm »

But they are famous for beer!
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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #133 on: September 09, 2009, 06:51:55 am »

Indeed they are.

But why would Dwarf Heaven be in the sky?  Living dwarves should have to dig right through the floor of Hell to get into their heaven.  Once you breach Dwarf Heaven, short, vomit-winged, bearded angels come flying out to punish you for your arrogance!  Survive, and you find within the pits of Dwarf Heaven the legendary Booze River and the herds of Walking **Quarry Bush Roasts**!
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Re: The Edge of the World?
« Reply #134 on: September 09, 2009, 04:10:07 pm »

Know how sunshine is the best booze? Yeah, in dwarven heaven, the suns rays make you drunk.
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