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[Grendus]

You know, I keep getting the feeling you guys don't like elves.

It's because they eat the dead bodies of their victims.

Nah, it's because they trade almost nothing of value (short of exotic animals, which they're too uncivilized to even enter trade agreements so it's random) while making ludicrous demands about deforestation. They used to be even worse and wouldn't trade anything but stone or metal, which is about enough to make you want to punch a baby (more than enough to kick an elf baby). Plus their armies are puny, so they aren't even really a threat.

[h3lblad3]

You know, I keep getting the feeling you guys don't like elves.

It's because they eat the dead bodies of their victims.

Nah, it's because they trade almost nothing of value (short of exotic animals, which they're too uncivilized to even enter trade agreements so it's random) while making ludicrous demands about deforestation. They used to be even worse and wouldn't trade anything but stone or metal, which is about enough to make you want to punch a baby (more than enough to kick an elf baby). Plus their armies are puny, so they aren't even really a threat.

But these Elves don't have noses, and I didn't even have to mod the game to cause it.
Doesn't that make them cuter?

[Itnetlolor]

You know, I keep getting the feeling you guys don't like elves.

It's because they eat the dead bodies of their victims.

Nah, it's because they trade almost nothing of value (short of exotic animals, which they're too uncivilized to even enter trade agreements so it's random) while making ludicrous demands about deforestation. They used to be even worse and wouldn't trade anything but stone or metal, which is about enough to make you want to punch a baby (more than enough to kick an elf baby). Plus their armies are puny, so they aren't even really a threat.

But these Elves don't have noses, and I didn't even have to mod the game to cause it.
Doesn't that make them cuter?

In a way. But that's because it fits their personality better.

[h3lblad3]

Out of curiousity, do you think Sisha would be able to get Cacame's nose in time?

[HmH]

Yes, with an elf bone crown. But Cacame will replace his nose with zombie elephant's trunk and then... ZMAZH BAZAAR HAMMARH ZHABBARZ GRAB HARMBARGARZ!

[h3lblad3]

...what?

[Phantom]

I think he just spoke zombie.

[HmH]

Ah, I forgot to add a link. kiZombie, to be correct.

[Phantom]

Aha! Another Urban Dead player.

[Rowanas]

Damn. I used to, but I stopped. Too many games, not enough time.

P.S. I LOST THE GAME

[Phantom]

Lost what game?

[h3lblad3]

Damn. I used to, but I stopped. Too many games, not enough time.

P.S. I LOST THE GAME

I wasn't much of an Urban Dead player, either.

And darn you!
I LOST THE GAME!
T_T

[Vester]

Oh dammit.

Thanks a lot, guys.

I'VE LOST TOO.

[kenken244]

Poop. I had gone almost a year without loosing the game and then...

I LOST THE GAME TOO

[Rowanas]

I like to share

If you know of the game, you're playing the game.
You cannot win the game.
If you think of the game you have lost the game.
If you lose the game you must announce that you have lost the game.
The aim of the game is to forget about the game.
Forgetting about the game does not mean that you win the game, rather, that you have postponed losing the game.

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME