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[Errol]

http://www.questionparty.com/

Answer questions by random people, or submit your own. You can also rifle through old (answered) questions. Can potentially be comedy gold.

[Ampersand]

The question I came across.

How does eu (European Union.) look like from the turkish point of view?

My answer.

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

[ousire]

question: So what is the use of these drugs if they adversely react to or health?
answer: to hide in someone's drink for shits and giggles

[Errol]

Rifling through old questions/answers:

What do you think will happen when the mayan calendar ends?

    * We will make a new one. Out of paper and string.
    * All of the Mayan computers will crash.

How does blood differ from other connective tissues?

    * its a solid
    * no
    * when you cut yourself, ligaments and tendons don't generally come pouring out.
    * Don't even get me started.
    * It tastes better.

Can the user assess whether it is worth the click before he or she leaves the topic?

    * Middle click instead.

How to promote such high-tech industries?

    * Send out flyers that smell like chocolate.
    * put a hot girl next to it.
    * Appeal to the target audience.
    * ban monkey grinders
    * Over-hype the product.

Why are there so many moths lately?

    * When a mommy moth and a daddy moth love each other very much, they have lots of naughty fun and that's why there are so many moths lately.
    * Climate change
    * maybe you didn't change your undies.

Didn't find that much good ones...

/e:

What quacks like a duck, walks like a duck, and smells like a duck?

    * Your mom.
    * Wood and witches.

[Jackrabbit]

Oh man, this rules.

[Rilder]

Reading through old answers:

Why did it happen?

    * Because the Jews planned it.
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Can you describe how this protest went down?

    * We all laid there as if the police killed us all
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So why did god command the land to bring forth life?

    * He was bored and stoned. It's widely regarded as a bad move.
    * He ran out of strawberrys.
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What really happened?

    * I kicked the shit out of her
    * The lady threw her hand at a guy, who caught the hand and ate it.
    * I've been trying to piece that together myself.
    * The blue socks from Corrocs fell down from the hearth, setting the lounge ablaze. Fun times. No really!
    * The earth shook, and everyone died.

[Sappho]

Where do these questions come from?  Just randomly pulled off of web sites?

[Rilder]

Where do these questions come from?  Just randomly pulled off of web sites?

People submit them (just answer enough questions and you might get "We don't have any questions, would you like to ask one?")

[Siquo]

Can joy and sorrow comingle?

    * In the butt.
    * Oh yes, they can!
    * yes

 

[Broose]

I am looking for one that asks what the meaning of life is. I have the PERFECT ANSWER.

[Jackrabbit]

42?

[Broose]

42?

No, the literal definition of life.

noun - the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.

BEST ANSWER EVER

[Jackrabbit]

Thank God. I was worried you were just going to go '42 lol'.

[Broose]

That hurt. I would like to think I have posted here enough for people to know that I am not a total nub.

[JoshuaFH]

That hurt. I would like to think I have posted here enough for people to know that I am not a total nub.

Actually, I would think it's the opposite.