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[DaPatman]

This is not looking good.

I'm gonna have to have my Dwarf Woodcutter and Human Caravan Guard each take a hit, resulting and in their deaths and me being reduced to 2FS.

Out of interest, would you have still focused your attacks on me if my Human Tower Archer hadn't sniped your Elf Fruit Gatherer?

[RAM]

turn summary:

PrinnyBaal: 23 in Deck, 0 in Hand, 4 FS.
DaPatman: 24 in Deck, 2 in Hand, 2 FS.
Rooster: 13 in Deck, 2 in Hand, 10 FS.


PrinnyBaal's Resources:
(f) x0
(w) x4
(s) x2
(m) x1

DaPatman's Resources:
(f) x1
(w) x3
(s) x3
(m) x0

Rooster's Resources:
(f) x0
(w) x0
(s) x1
(m) x0


PrinnyBaal's Field:
-(X)[Dwarf Farmer]1/1
-(X)[Naked Mole Dog]3/1
-(X)[Dwarf Mayor]1/2
[Adamantine Discovery]

DaPatman's Field:
-(X)[Rhesus Macacque]1/1
-(X)[Dwarf Furnaceworker]1/1

Rooster's Field:
-(X)[Mountain Peak]
-(X)[Goblin Spearlord]3/4
-(X)[Naked Mole Dog]3/1
-(X)[Naked Mole Dog]3/1
-(X)[Human Miner]1/1

PrinnyBaal's Crypt:
[Dwarf Woodcutter]
[Dwarf Miner]
[Naked Mole Dog]

DaPatman's Crypt:
[Kobold Cavern Keeper]
[Human Tower Archer]
[Dwarf Woodcutter]
[Human Caravan Guard]

Rooster's Crypt:
[Elf Fruit Gatherer]

Please tell me if I missed anything or made any other mistakes.

[PrinnyBaal]

Guess it's my turn again.



Beginning Phase:
Gather that Adamantine the Miner left lying everywhere. The Mayor wants some socks. Oh, and somebody feed the Mole Dog.
[Draw a card- pay 2x (s) for Mayor's Demands, place +1/+1 token on Naked Mole Dog.]

Primary Phase:
The Dwarven Farmer finishes making [Dwarven Beer Roasts] x20.
[(X) Dwarven Farmer (f) x2]

We've finally figured out where those stupid human merchants went off to, it looks like they're setting up on the Depot already.
[Play Human Supply Merchant, (f) x0]

(Reserved Action Here, see spoiler down below)

Combat Phase:
Now, let's see if this stupid Mole Dog is any use. Let's just kind of... turn him lose in the Goblin's camp.
[Attacking with 4/2 Naked Mole Dog]

Next... One moment, rules question.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

If an effect is not preceded by a cost, that effect is considered passive and activates whenever it is described to activate.  Actions with costs may only be used during the Primary and Secondary phases.  Every card has a single action it may perform each turn.  If a card has already used its action in the Primary phase it cannot attack.  If a creature attacks in the Combat Phase, it may not use its action in the Secondary phase.  Attacking uses a creature's action for the turn.

Based on this, attacking uses one's action- implying that one can attack as many times as one can get actions-

Plus- Only things without costs (Resource costs?) can be played in the combat phase- Does this mean I can technically play the Dwarven Mayor's ability to -(X) a card to -(X) the Mole Dog, allowing it to attack a second time in the combat phase? If so- Then by all means have the Mole Dog double attack the goblins.

If not, I'm going to go ahead and -(X) the Dwarven Farmer during the Primary phase and produce 2x (f) instead.

End Phase:
All creatures -(x)

PrinnyBaal's Resources:
(f) x0 ((Or x2, depending on the rules question's answer))
(w) x4
(s) x0
(m) x1

(End Turn)

[RAM]

Tough, if it isn't already I am strongly tempted to make sure that you can only attack once per round, or at least that all attacks are announced at once. If people can attack, see how the battle went, then attack again it will slow down the game a great deal.

I am going to rule that (X) counts as a cost, so I will disallow it during combat, but to be honest the way I read it I get the impression that -(X) wouldn't actually allow something to act again, which would be silly, I am really going to need to rewrite those rules, and I fear that I am one of the most confusing writers on the forum...

So PrinnyBaal used the mayor, gained 2 food, and only attacks once with the Puppy.

[Rooster]

I take the hit with my spearlord.

Yes, you read RIGHT. with my spearlord.

Why? Because right now I'm neighter playing for the win, nor for survival.
I play for teh lulz!!!

DaPatman: No I wouldn't attack you if you didn't kill my Elf. I would attack PrinnyBaal.
I would also make multiple cripples out of everyone with my spearlord.
First your Tower Archer then naked mole dogs would die.

Oh the irony? I still have my 10 FS 

[RAM]

turn summary:

PrinnyBaal: 22 in Deck, 1 in Hand, 4 FS.
DaPatman: 24 in Deck, 2 in Hand, 2 FS.
Rooster: 13 in Deck, 2 in Hand, 10 FS.


PrinnyBaal's Resources:
(f) x2
(w) x4
(s) x0
(m) x1

DaPatman's Resources:
(f) x1
(w) x3
(s) x3
(m) x0

Rooster's Resources:
(f) x0
(w) x0
(s) x1
(m) x0


PrinnyBaal's Field:
-(X)[Dwarf Farmer]1/1
-(X)[Naked Mole Dog]4/2
-(X)N[Dwarf Mayor]1/2
[Adamantine Discovery]
-(X)N[Human Supply Merchant]1/1

DaPatman's Field:
-(X)[Rhesus Macacque]1/1
-(X)[Dwarf Furnaceworker]1/1

Rooster's Field:
-(X)[Mountain Peak]
-(X)[Naked Mole Dog]3/1
-(X)[Naked Mole Dog]3/1
-(X)[Human Miner]1/1

PrinnyBaal's Crypt:
[Dwarf Woodcutter]
[Dwarf Miner]
[Naked Mole Dog]

DaPatman's Crypt:
[Kobold Cavern Keeper]
[Human Tower Archer]
[Dwarf Woodcutter]
[Human Caravan Guard]

Rooster's Crypt:
[Elf Fruit Gatherer]
[Goblin Spearlord]

[DaPatman]

If I draw the right card, I can still survive this.


Beginning phase:

I draw a card.


Crap.


Primary phase:

The Rhesus Macaque steals some of PrinnyBaal's Dwarven Beer Roasts. PrinnyBaal: (f) x1; DaPatman: (f) x2
The Dwarf Furnaceworker smelts some magnetite into iron. (w) x2, (s) x2, (m) x1
"Some migrants have decided to brave this terrifying place, knowing it may be their tomb." They are a Dwarf Herbalist and a Human Mason. (f) x0, (s) x1

Combat Phase:

Nothing happens.

End phase:

All creatures -(X), and I end my turn.

DaPatman's resources:
(f) x0
(w) x2
(s) x1
(m) x1

[Rooster]

A attack PrinnyBaal with EVERYTHING!!!

End turn

[PrinnyBaal]

As the goblins turn to charge, the Miner is shredded by the defending Mole Dog. One goblin ends up being stopped by the supply merchant- killing him in the process, ((2 FS)) and the last Goblin reaches the Mayor. Avoukat has been struck down. ((1 FS remaining))


And... I believe that's me surviving... barely. Hmmm... Gonna be difficult to choose next phase. I'm going to have to wait for my card. Not sure whether I'm going to have to attack with the farmer or not.

[Rooster]

I have a clear board.

The player that finishes me off can have some cards from me

(Unless a miracle happens we seem to have a winner!)

Congrats!!!

[PrinnyBaal]

No, if you recall, I believe we switched rules, meaning you've still got 2 Naked Mole Dogs. Which is really tempting for me to leave 1 alive, just to see whether Pat willingly goes to kill it, or leaves it alive-

[Rooster]

So no M:tG blocking rules?
Damn, RAM has to clear this up...
I thought that the old rules were Toughness > Attack, Attacker killed

Anyway, from now on I'll do nothing anyways, just to see how are you guys going to fight this out.
And, I'll surrender to the winner.

And then I'm going to have 25 points anyway... (15 win, 5 bonus, and 5 for a lost game)

[DaPatman]

Wait, what? I'm not dead yet?

EDIT: Speaking of death, what would happen to PrinnyBaal's Naked Mole Dog and Adamantine Discovery if Rooster somehow hit 0FS before me? After all, Rooster's Mountain Peak would no longer be in play if he was knocked out of the game.

[RAM]

turn summary:

PrinnyBaal: 22 in Deck, 1 in Hand, 1 FS.
DaPatman: 23 in Deck, 3 in Hand, 2 FS.
Rooster: 13 in Deck, 2 in Hand, 10 FS.


PrinnyBaal's Resources:
(f) x1
(w) x4
(s) x0
(m) x1

DaPatman's Resources:
(f) x0
(w) x2
(s) x1
(m) x1

Rooster's Resources:
(f) x0
(w) x0
(s) x1
(m) x0


PrinnyBaal's Field:
-(X)[Dwarf Farmer]1/1
-(X)[Naked Mole Dog]4/2
[Adamantine Discovery]

DaPatman's Field:
-(X)[Rhesus Macacque]1/1
-(X)[Dwarf Furnaceworker]1/1
-(X)[Dwarf Herbalist]1/1
-(X)[Human Mason]1/1

Rooster's Field:
-(X)[Mountain Peak]
-(X)[Naked Mole Dog]3/1
-(X)[Naked Mole Dog]3/1


PrinnyBaal's Crypt:
[Dwarf Woodcutter]
[Dwarf Miner]
[Naked Mole Dog]
[Human Supply Merchant]
[Dwarf Mayor]

DaPatman's Crypt:
[Kobold Cavern Keeper]
[Human Tower Archer]
[Dwarf Woodcutter]
[Human Caravan Guard]

Rooster's Crypt:
[Elf Fruit Gatherer]
[Goblin Spearlord]
[Human Miner]

The rules are changing now
When melee combat occurs if Defender Toughness > Attacker Strength then the Attacker dies, the defender's toughness is then reduced by an amount equal to what the Attacker's Strength was, but this wears off at the end of the round.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

a. Creatures
Directly below a creature's name is it's resource cost.
 Whenever you play a creature, you must pay it's resource cost, unless told not too by an effect;
 if you cannot pay a creature's resource cost, you may not play that creature.
  If a creature's resource cost includes a full word in parentheses there must also be a biome in play that provides that specific biome type.
  You may play as many creatures as you can afford to each turn.
  Whenever a creature comes into play it immediately expends its action, by simply coming into play, not by activating an effect.

Hmmmm, it doesn't really specify that it refers to playing the card.
It doesn't really specify anything, with that wording I could complain about the mere existence of biome creature whenever a game isn't in progress...
I will say that if the required Biome is not in play that creatures that require it go to the crypt.
But it opens the possibility of people looting a defeated player and stuff, which could be interesting. But for now when you go your stuff goes with you. Unless I missed something about that.

[PrinnyBaal]

Beginning Phase:
The Naked Mole Dog spits and snarls at it's many rivals. It will be the Alpha Mole Dog. Adrenaline surges through it's body!
[Draw a card, place +1/+1 token on Naked Mole Dog, making him a 5/3.]

Primary Phase:
I can't play anything in my hand- so the Primary Phase goes without event.


Combat Phase:
The Dwarven Farmer finally realizes the treachery by the human merchants, and goes to battle them on the Trade Depot.
[Dwarven Farmer attacking DaPatman]

The Naked Mole Dog on the other hand, goes to work on proving it's supremacy among the Naked Mole Dog peoples. Something it'll have an easier time with than might be expected.
[Super Boosted Naked Mole Dog attacking Rooster]

End Phase:
All creatures -(x)

PrinnyBaal's Resources:
(f) x1
(w) x4
(s) x0
(m) x1

(End Turn)