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[Phoenix_Kensai]

Heh, that reminds me of a human diplomat that showed up at my most recent fort, who went by the name of Cero Virginmartyr. He had near-max attributes and wore spiked gloves.

Unfortunately, his history wasn't that interesting... ironically, he got married at the age of 13, after which he moved to a town called Virgingulf. His father fought a titan once or twice, but Cero himself just became an engineer and eventually a diplomat, and spent most of his time wandering. Though I like to think he spent his free time wrestling bears.

My current world also has a female elf named Rayali Beardvirgin.

[Dakk]

I'm pretty sure i got a screenie of my adventurer whose title was the pleasure of dikes somewhere.

[ein]

The champion hammerman in my current fortress got the title "The Boot of Eviscerating."
I need to get some artifact boots that menace with spikes and give them to her.

[Sixteen]

My squad's name was the Virginity of Ceilings.

[ein]

If we're going into squad names, I had the Virgin Muffins once.

[Sensei]

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HHHHRRRRRRMMMMM? Vous'z insult zee francais!

[ein]

The square root of irgin divided by limonade?
I can never understand those Frenchies.

[Neruz]

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HHHHRRRRRRMMMMM? Vous'z insult zee francais!

There is no "i" in Lemon.

[Beanchubbs]

If you're in france there is.

[Sensei]

Yer- in France, you eat limons.

Did 'aux extraits naturels' not tip you off?

[Beanchubbs]

That is awesome.
You must build her an epic-level mausoleum.

Just so you know, the epic-level mausoleum is being constructed now. Using magma from the volcano (which she single handedly cleared of the monsters) the perma-seal is ready to go. There have been no more orc sieges of late but 3 goblin ambushes which she destroyed on her own. I have other champions, but they are either hospitalized (due to one mister jackass Mosus who was killed by one of the people he injured) or are crossbowdwarves and I save them for when sieges come. I don't have many bolts and production of them isn't a piority. So yeah, she rocks.

Side Note: all of the gobbo ambushes have had elves in them. If you look at many of the engravings in my fortress, you can see that many elves have taken up arms against their own brethren for some unknown reason. I'm looking forward to when I have time to look at the possibly extremely odd history of this world.

[Vester]

Maybe they tasted +Elf Meat Roast+ once, and never looked back.

[Beanchubbs]

Possibly.

[Phoenix_Kensai]

I just checked back in the Legends, and I was wrong about the titan... Cero's village was attacked by a cyclops once, and his father managed to fight it off and survive, despite losing the battle. His mother was also the high priestess of some religious group.

Somehow, being a diplomat and engineer seems a bit of a disappointment compared to that...


It's too bad I don't have that fortress any more. Things were going well until someone dropped a burning baby corpse in the booze stockpile... I tried to put it out with magma, but it didn't get there in time. And then everyone started dying, for some reason.

[Sensei]

A diplomat and an engineer, you say?

Clearly she's like Spock. Except she operates death traps (do engineers do ANYTHING else?) instead of piloting a space ship. Or maybe we can get fanciful and say she worked on Armok's Gauntlet.