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[Phantom]

Congrats, you have obtained a meteor of purring maggot milk, check inside for alien life.

[Michaelsoftman]

fifty four... million?

Yep   It's worth like 8x as much as my artifact Adamantine plate mail.

[Neruz]

I remember that thread!

[Time Kitten]

should have made cheeze first.

[Firnagzen]

Really a pity that cooking isn't a moodable skill.

This is a stack of purring maggot roasts. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is studded with dwarven syrup and menances wih spikes of cat.

Etc.

Or milking. Artifact milk. Eheehehehe.

Imagine is artifact milk gets put into artifact food. You could start multiple forts for the express purpose of creating artifact milk, collect them as an adventurer and bring them to one of the old forts, drop them and reclaim. Then wait for a cook to get a mood.

[Time Kitten]

Better yet. fell mood

Urist SteelSacks, a dwarf meat roast.

This is a stack of Urist roast, all craftdwarfship is of the fineest quality.  It mences with the meast of Urist, kitten, and unicorn.  It menaces with spikes of green glass, shibinite, and iron.  It is studded with granit, and diamonds. The item is soaked in Curdled Bottems, the milk of ages. On the item is an image of a dwarf and a roast in Urist hide, the dwarf is making a plantive gesture, the roast is striking a menacing pose.  this relates to the chipping of Kol SpindleAxe the dwarf's left bottom tooth on a dwarf meat roast.

[Itnetlolor]

You know how warm milk can help one sleep?

Well, this stuff will knock you into a millennial coma.

I advise any dwarf should have a dose of this before being cryogenically frozen.

[Duke 2.0]

 If by cryogenically frozen you mean stuffed into the ball of syrup as to preserve him for millions of year or 'till some fatty comes along and inadvertently swallows him whole, then I understand perfectly what you speak of.

[Eagle]

Planepacked is a statue. The char and milk roasts are food. What happens if you place the 2 roasts on Planepacked?

[Vester]

Planepacked is a statue. The char and milk roasts are food. What happens if you place the 2 roasts on Planepacked?

As above, with the further consequence of collapsing our universe as well.

Also everything will smell like fish. And milk. FOREVER.

[Neruz]

Planepacked is a statue. The char and milk roasts are food. What happens if you place the 2 roasts on Planepacked?

As above, with the further consequence of collapsing our universe as well.

Also everything will smell like fish. And milk. FOREVER.

Sugary fish.

[HmH]

Planepacked is a statue. The char and milk roasts are food. What happens if you place the 2 roasts on Planepacked?

"The spinning Fishpacked hits Planepacked into his mouth!
Planepacked's pancreas explodes in gore!
Planepacked looks sick!
Planepacked vomits."


[offtopic]To Truec and Michaelsoftman: check your Private Messages and answer my questions at last, please.[/offtopic]

[taf_esra]

abandon the fort and grab the stack with an adventurer. Enjoy killing dragons by throwing pure flavor at them.

[Phantom]

Planepacked is a statue. The char and milk roasts are food. What happens if you place the 2 roasts on Planepacked?

The flying Milkpacked hits Planepacked in the mouth
The Milk is rotten!
Planepacked vomits
Urist has been ecstatic recently, he saw planepacked vomit Dwarven Cheese and syrup recently. He enjoyed some excellent dwarven cheese with syrup recently.

[Truec]

I'm starting to wonder if these bugs are caused by modding the raws.  I remember the creator of Planepacked having done something to his goblins.  Mine has orks, extra plants, more stones being made Sharp, and smelter reactions to produce gold, platinum, and adamantine. 

I have no idea how these things would interact with the game to form these monstrous creations, but it is a thought.  Any word from the creator of the Milk Roast on if his data corroborates what we've seen?