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Wraithsight

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Dwarfy Museum
« on: August 09, 2009, 03:39:01 am »

So I kinda bumbled my way into this while building my current fortress:



I originally built it as somewhere to show off my useless "finished goods" artifacts as well as some of the better artifact furniture until a noble came along. After a while I put in a couple of cages with some exotic wildlife the walking firelighters elves brought with them and made the thing a zoo.

What I didn't realize was the massive happiness boost my dwarfs get from just spending even a couple of seconds in there. They admire the cages, the animals in the cages, the sublime windows, the doors coming in and the artifact furniture. I'm going to chuck in a couple of traps with masterful gears and weapons next for the "admired a tastefully arranged trap lately" thought. And to top off all that, my dwarfs have to walk through a mist generator (specifically, this mist generator http://www.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Mist) to get to the museum. You gotta be careful though, as making the museum with a large floor space, which was the predecessor to this design in another fortress, waters down the number of happy thoughts as a dwarf just doesn't move close enough to everything to admire it.

This massive number of good thoughts has so far seen to it that pretty much everyone of my dwarfs are still ecstatic through a minor magma flood, a major magma flood (ugh), the first tryout of my defense system (double ugh) and accidentally breaching a chasm right on to the level with a GCS (triple ugh with a good helping of facepalm). It just works so damn well I though I should share the layout.

*Edit* Duuuhhhh, I can good use HTML.
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Or, wiping out Orc forts. It's harder than it sounds. And it sounds pretty hard.

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Re: Dwarfy Museum
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2009, 03:55:50 am »

That's a nice design. They pick up the happiness from the artifacts as well?
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Re: Dwarfy Museum
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2009, 04:14:46 am »

awesome
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Re: Dwarfy Museum
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2009, 04:21:51 am »

That's a nice design. They pick up the happiness from the artifacts as well?

Yeah they do.

"Urist McSlacker admired a completely sublime (item) lately"

*Edit* oh wait, only the built ones, like an armor stand. The finished goods ones are just for my own benefit :D
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Re: Dwarfy Museum
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2009, 05:37:35 am »

What makes them enter the room?
What are they in there for?  Is that a well I see in the middle?
It's not an artifact well, is it? o-o;;
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Re: Dwarfy Museum
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2009, 05:55:18 am »

What makes them enter the room?
What are they in there for?  Is that a well I see in the middle?
It's not an artifact well, is it? o-o;;

It's a Zoo, they head in there to check out the animals while they're on break.

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Re: Dwarfy Museum
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2009, 12:53:12 pm »

DINING HALL.

DINING HALL.

DINING HALL.

If you can't figure out a way to arrange enough tables and chairs for that to work, built a dining hall sticking off the right end.
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Re: Dwarfy Museum
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2009, 05:27:21 pm »

Maybe even have a noble room or two branch off the side to lure nobles past as they go to and from their beds

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Re: Dwarfy Museum
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2009, 06:06:02 pm »

"Jualin admired a tastefully arranged museum recently."
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Re: Dwarfy Museum
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2009, 06:45:47 pm »

Nice museum. I'd be worried about Urist McTourist jizzing all over the place from having so many happy thoughts at once though.
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Re: Dwarfy Museum
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2009, 10:03:08 pm »

Nice museum. I'd be worried about Urist McTourist jizzing all over the place from having so many happy thoughts at once though.

Urist McTourist canceled sightseeing: interrupted by

God, I can't finish it. It's too disgusting.
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Re: Dwarfy Museum
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2009, 10:07:46 pm »

Nice museum. I'd be worried about Urist McTourist jizzing all over the place from having so many happy thoughts at once though.

Urist McTourist canceled sightseeing: interrupted by Elf Staring Creepily

God, I can't finish it. It's too disgusting.

Is that it?
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Re: Dwarfy Museum
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2009, 10:12:43 pm »

Nice museum. I'd be worried about Urist McTourist jizzing all over the place from having so many happy thoughts at once though.

Urist McTourist canceled sightseeing: interrupted by Elf Staring Creepily

God, I can't finish it. It's too disgusting.

Is that it?

That's actually status quo for elves.

Speaking of which, you should try caging goblins/enemy dwarves and stashing them in the museum.
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Re: Dwarfy Museum
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2009, 10:26:02 pm »

"Jualin admired a tastefully arranged museum recently."

*Wolfius was upset by a lesser's pretentious museum arrangements lately.*

 ;D


I squirrel mine away underground, currently beyond the crypts, behind lever-operated masterful grates and locked steel doors.  ...and yet they still get "lost." Huh.  ???

But just wait until I finish work on my pair of ten-level high soldier-colossi!  ;D
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Re: Dwarfy Museum
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2009, 01:07:13 am »

h3lblad3: no that's an artifact obsidian quern, and yes its a zoo.

Sensei: I considered that, but my sense of the atheistic got in the way, no way was I have'n tables cluttering up my Museum :D

madjoe5: yeah next for I'll make this leading to the nobles rooms, but like i said I dident actually plan any of it to happen, it just sort of grew into that.

Vester: O.O
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