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[Cthulhu]

Endlessly repeating an ancient meme isn't trolling, especially if you say you're trolling. :|

[Cheeetar]

Never is admitting to trolling trolling unless saying that you are trolling irritates the person being trolled.

[Cthulhu]

Just tried to troll, it blew up in my face.

You: Do you like metal?
Stranger: Yes.
You: What bands?
Stranger: Pantera, Chevell, Ummm... Insane clown posse
Stranger: Drowing pool, Tool, Metallica.
You: :|
You: Youou best be trollin'
You: That's not metal.
Stranger: That is metal.
You: No.
You: No...
Stranger: What is then?
You: Kalmah, Stormlord, Ensiferum, Alestorm, Amon Amarth, Iron Maiden, Children of Bodom
You: Those are metal bands.
You: You're listening to nu-metal, which is metal in the same way that a catfish is a cat.
Stranger: XD
Stranger: You're fucking stupid.
Stranger: If you listened to these bands...
Stranger: You would know
You: I've heard enough of them to know they're garbage.
Stranger: Iron Maiden in the same catagory as Pantera.
Stranger: You're fucking rediculous.
Stranger: Grow some bawls.
You: Pantera and Metallica are the closest thing you came to real metal.
Stranger: Listen to GOOD Music.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

FFFFFFFFFFF-

I was going to list Linkin Park and My Chemical Romance as black metal bands to troll metalheads.  How did it go so wrong?

[zchris13]

That is pretty bad.
I was talking to an ugly chick, so it's okay.

How does this do?

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Stranger: hey
You: Falcon punch?
Stranger: right C!
You: not really.
Stranger: right C!
You: it' more of a flat b?
Stranger: pff its a fucking smash attack
You: but I like falcon punch better.
Stranger: that's how it works
You: naw.
Stranger: but that's how you falcon punch dummy
You: You lie
Stranger: unles you're one of those whippersnappers who uses that stupid wii mote
You: Falcon punch could never be a simple smash.
You: And I stick to my classic 64 fyi.
Stranger: that's what's up
Stranger: i brawl on occasion
You: You still have a N64?
Stranger: pff
Stranger: yes
You: They were pretty cool
Stranger: i still have a sega genesis
You: I wish I had any system older than a N64.
You: It was my first system though.
You: Jumped on the wagon too late, I guess.
You: BUT SEGA SUCKS.
Stranger: you suck
Stranger: sega genesis kicked ass
Stranger: sonic and knuckles
Stranger: earthworm jim
Stranger: NBA JAM
You: HAH! THat's why it lost the console wars!
Stranger: it's the best classic system
You: NES is better
Stranger: street fighter was teh best on genesis
Stranger: false false false
You: yeah, you are.
Stranger: girls go to the guys with the sega genesis
Stranger: hah, nice comeback ace
You: No, your thinking of my dick
You have disconnected.

[Cthulhu]

If I can find a person who listens to real metal, I'll show you some trolling.

[penguinofhonor]

Penguin, if I run into you, you must immediately cease trolling and give me some tips for my next fort 

Honestly, man. I found you, but you didn't let me give you fortress tips. Jerk.

You: Are you Vigilant?
Stranger: sure why not
You: Oh. Okay. You said you wanted some tips on your fortress.
Stranger: k
You: So what's it like?
You: You have any goals?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Honestly, stop being such a bitch.

You: Are you Vigilant?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I found someone that wasn't you, but I think it was you just being a jerk.

You: Are you Vigilant?
Stranger: mebe
Stranger: why do you ask?
You: Because he asked me to stop trolling if I found him.
You: And give him fortress tips.
You: I guess you're not him, so...
You: BILLY MAYS HERE.
Stranger: from the graaaaaave?
You: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED?
You: OXYCLEAN.
Stranger: i do i really do
You: IT HELPS KEEP MY CLOTHES CLEAN.
You: AND MY COFFIN.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

STOP BEING AN ASS

You: Are you Vigilant?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I considered not trolling, but my inner asshole prevailed.

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You: Are you Vigilant?
Stranger: what
Stranger:
You: From the Bay 12 Games forum?
You: I guess not.
Stranger: m orf
Stranger: m or f
Stranger: *
You: Me or Vigilant?
Stranger: u???
Stranger: der
You: Whatever you want me to be, baby.
Stranger: ok m or f
Stranger: u pick then
You: Which would you prefer?
You: Because, honestly, I have both, and I can only use one at once. It's annoying.
Stranger: what ever
You: You're bigoted against us hermaphrodites, aren't you?
You: Yes.
Stranger: what?
You: That right there is denial.
Stranger: what is it
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
You: Not just a river.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: WHAT R U SAYING
You: I DID YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT THAT'S WHAT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Kagus]

Stranger: dajdioj dhauid okda?
You: No thanks, I just ate.
Stranger: ?
You: Can YOU think of a more appropriate response?
Stranger: from?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He started typing something, stopped, and then just disconnected.

Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Chicken.

[redacted123]

He started typing something, stopped, and then just disconnected.

I think sometimes it tells you they are typing but they aren't and on their end it just looks like you're not typing either so they disconnected.

[zchris13]

sOMEBODY  ERALLY NEEDS TO lp THIS. Oops, capslock.

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You: Hi
Stranger: heyy
You: Do you like boobies?
Stranger: yes
You: The blue feet are pretty funny, no?
Stranger: yes
You: Funny little creatures.
Stranger: mmm-hmm, yea
You: Great way to start a conversation, eh?
Stranger: yup
You: It filters out all the losers and delivers them straight to me.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Dragooble]

this was pure awesome. my only regret is i didn't get to zalgo him.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Greetings mortal
Stranger: what?
You: i am Ozymandias the demi god and you are a mere mortal
Stranger: i'm outman
Stranger: i'm from m78nebula
You: i am a supreme being abvove such things
You: i created that nebula you know
Stranger: from？
You: my own blood
Stranger: - -~
Stranger: i think I feel dizzy
You: i am sending my invisible demons to make you feel dizzy
Stranger: i feel dizzy because you looks like a idiot
You: they are invading your body and slowly tearing you apart from the inside
Stranger: i don't talk to you
Stranger: bye
You: you have no choice
You: you shall continue this conversation
Stranger: - -~
Stranger: Since you are God
You: my angelic guardians shall smight you unless you come up with something interesting to say
Stranger: you must speak chinese
You: i am not god
You: i am ozymandias the demi god
Stranger: Stranger: Greetings mortal
You: and i am above such things as language
You: Stranger: Stranger: Greetings mortal why are we repeating each other? i am above such trifling matters
Stranger: i can't talk too fast
You: i can talk as fast as i choose
You: i am ozymandias the demi god
Stranger: what is ozymandias
Stranger: are you from usa?
You: ozymandias the demi god. king of kings. look upon my works ye mighty and despair!
You: i am from the palace built from the ruins of vallhalla
Stranger: i 'mnot believe god
You: as i have said i am not god. i am ozymandias the demi god, king of kings.
You: ylook upon my works ye mighty and despair.
Stranger: you arenot demi god
You: i am
Stranger: you are Mortals
You: yfor i am ozymandias, king of kings, conquerer of vallhalla. look upon my works ye mighty and despair.
Stranger: Prove to me that
You: the very fct that there is doubt in your mind proves my existence
Stranger: if you cannot
You: i made you continue the conversation, even though you declared you would end it
Stranger: I am not a philosopher
You: i tampered with your free will
You: would you like to become the philosopher of ozymandias, king of kings, conquerer of vallhalla
You: you shall because ozymandias commands it
Stranger: I talk to strangers, this is the most long-standing
You: good
You: spread the word of ozymandias to these "strangers"
Stranger: but i want to sleep
You: i shall grant you eternal unrest if it will aid the word of ozymandias.
Stranger: here is night
You: that is good
Stranger: what is ozymandias?
You: i am ozymandias, king of kings, conquerer of vallhalla. look upon my works ye mighty and despair.
Stranger: i cannot Understand
You: ozymandias is something that cannot be understood
You: only feared
Stranger: Without this translation
Stranger: - -~
You: wil you spread the word of ozymandias? the word of fear?
Stranger: Please remember that word
You: what other word is there other than the word of ozymandias?
Stranger: If you encounter the Chinese people
Stranger: you must say:春哥纯爷们！铁血真汉子！信春哥！得永生！
You: rubbish
You: the only language is the word of ozymandias.
Stranger: The spring of pure Colombian husband! Hemosiderosis real man! Xin Chunying Brother! Gain eternal life!
Stranger: bye-bye

[ToonyMan]

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hiQ
You: hello dood
Stranger: hi*!
You: ummmm
Stranger: where are you from?
You: USA
Stranger: male or female?
You: hmmmm
You: idk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

IS THE ONLY THING PEOPLE CAN THINK ABOUT IS YOUR GENDER RARR.  It took me a while to think.  :V

[Armok]

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Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: hi male famale?
You: femaleStranger: name?You: SonjaYou: aand before you ask, 19Stranger: 18Stranger: mehmetStranger: can u give msnYou: what is an msn?Stranger: :DStranger: giveYou: give what?Stranger: gve msnYou: what is "msn", I dont recognize that acronymStranger: messengerYou: is that some computer aplication right?Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.

obviously, every word was a lie.

[Jack_Bread]

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Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi male famale?
You: female
Stranger: name?
You: Sonja
You: aand before you ask, 19
Stranger: 18
Stranger: mehmet
Stranger: can u give msn
You: what is an msn?
Stranger:
Stranger: give
You: give what?
Stranger: gve msn
You: what is "msn", I dont recognize that acronym
Stranger: messenger
You: is that some computer aplication right?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

obviously, every word was a lie.

Fix it, Armok.

[Org]

You: Hello Sir or Madam
Stranger: Sir, how about you?
You: We here at Slaves to Armok, are recruiting. Sir, do you like blood and/or gore? Do you sacrifice kittens on a daily basis?
Stranger: Are you stupid or something?
You: Im sorry sir. Stupidity does not compute. Are you ignorant?
Stranger: Maybe I am
You: I will take that as a Yes. Sir, your job opprutunities are:
You: Peseant
You: Grower
You: Sacrifice
You: or Hauler
Stranger: **** you.

[ToonyMan]

I didn't know Org spook english to strangers!