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[Ampersand]

I am evil.

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Stranger: female?
You: Absolutely.
Stranger: good
You: WHY YOU SEXIST PIG.
Stranger: i r not sexist
You: I bet you're sitting there wanking right now.
Stranger: not really
You: Your penis in your hand.
You: Just like me.
You: WAIT I MEAN
You: FUCK
Stranger: wow

[Kagus]

Wow, someone listened.

You: Don't even THINK about it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ampersand]

Stranger: hey
Stranger: horny?
You: Extremely
Stranger: canadian?
You: Like bacon.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: STARCRAFT
You: WARCRAFT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Cheeetar]

I think I made someone play Dwarf Fortress.

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Stranger: Hi
You: Greetings, friend.
Stranger: Thanks, stranger
You: Have you ever played, or are considering playing Dwarf Fortress?
Stranger: how are you
You: I am good
Stranger: no i haven't
Stranger: what's that ?
You: It's an ASCII game
You: Build a fortress
You: With Dwarves
Stranger: the only two games i play is
Stranger: Call of Duty and Football Manager
Stranger:
You: Uh
You: Ok you might not like Dwarf Fortress
You: The graphics are not what I'd call 21st century.
You: But the gameplay! So good...
Stranger: let me check it in google.
You: I'll wait
Stranger: haha, it's like Tibia
You: Tibia?
Stranger: tell me. where are you from
You: I am from Australia
Stranger: Ye, a game for addicted to PC kids
Stranger: so i guess your 1st language is English.
You: Tibia is a bone
Stranger: sorry if i make some big mistakes. it's my 3rd language
You: No problem
You: Also: An MMORPG
You: Dwarf Fortress isn't an MMORPG
You: It is entirely single player
Stranger: ye, i see.
Stranger: but, i don't like RPG games.
You: Well, Dwarf Fortress isn't an RPG either
You: It is a RTS
You: Real Time Strategy
Stranger: i know what you mean, but the best games are FPP
Stranger: Call of Duty 1, 2, 4
You: First Person Poute?
You: Pouter*
Stranger: First
Stranger: Person perspective
You: Ah
You: First Person Shooter also
You: It seems
Stranger: have u ever played
Stranger: CoD?
You: Yes
You: I have played CoD4
Stranger: what do u think?
You: An enjoyable game, albiet slightly boring after a while
Stranger: oh, CoD1 is much better than CoD4
Stranger: CoD4 - modern war
Stranger: don't like it at all
You: Oh
Stranger: CoD1 - is about the 2WW
You: WW2*
You: Yes
Stranger: the best game ever. trust me
Stranger: man/woman
Stranger:
You: I have wikapedia'd it
You: Also: I dispute CoD1 as the best game ever
You: I present the challenger: Dwarf Fortress
Stranger: haha
Stranger: I should try then
You: Well, it really depends
You: Do you like RTS's?
You: Real Time Strategy
You: Top down, build stuff.
Stranger: is it something kinda
Stranger: age of empires?
You: Dwarf Fortress is kind of an RTS, but nothing like age of empires
Stranger: or Settlers?
You: Your troops/dwarves cannot be controlled directly
You: You must say 'build that' and a dwarf will build it. If he feels like it, and isn't hungry or something
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: THE SIMS
Stranger:
You: Also: No building dwarves. They must be birthed.
You: And some migrate to your fortress
You: Ok, so imagine a cross between The Sims, Age of Empires and Majesty
You: Except way better
You: Also add in ASCII graphics
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: you are a cyber freak
Stranger:
You: Who me?
Stranger: just kidding
You: Also, as a side note. If you decide to play it, keep in mind that it is very difficult to learn how to play.
You: But there are a number of good tutorials availabe. Google Dwarf Fortress and find a good link.
You: The forums may also help
You: So, go forth!
You: Play Dwarf Fortress!
You: I shall now disconnect and leave you to enjoy.

[Jack_Bread]

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Stranger: ey
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moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to americahello im moses saadah from india. im sorry for sending you this mail without your permission. my father was walking to the store one day, when some americans ambushed him and killed him. i wish to come to america to avoid this fate. so i ask if you would help me transfer these boxes of money($USD 7.000.000) to america
Stranger: you motherfucker suck ma dick you asshole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[penguinofhonor]

So I try to do something besides trolling and the guy disconnects.

Stranger: hey!
You: Hello.
Stranger: how are u?
You: Pretty good.
You: A bit tired.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

There are a lot of lawbreakers on this site.

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Stranger: You Can Be A Sweet Dream Or A Beautiful Nightmare ♥
You: That's a strange outlook on life.
You: But one I can understand.
You: Are you a poet?
Stranger: nope haha its beyonce song lyrics haha
You: Oh. So you're stealing her song lyrics.
You: You are a horrible person.
You: Plagarism is against the law, you know.
Stranger: i know, but its a sweet line haha
You: Doesn't mean you can't make your own.
You: Or give her credit.
You: You could say "By beyonce"
Stranger: bloody hell you take things seriously....
You: And that's why I'm not going to jail.
Stranger: fuck off!
You: Give me your name and address so I can alert the police.
You: This should teach you a lesson about the law.
Stranger: ohh...ok haha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Vigilant]

Penguin, if I run into you, you must immediately cease trolling and give me some tips for my next fort 

[Org]

I have twelve followers in my crusade!

If anyone sees me, give a shout.

[Jackrabbit]

How would we know it was you?

[Org]

I am the God Emperor! Will you worship me and help my on my quest to kill the Mutant, the Daemon, and the Heretic?

Edit:16 People and ME! Harry Potter and Jesus are with me! They converted!

[ousire]

hmmm....i went around saying 'ooga booga' to everyone really quick and disconected right after it. then i got bored and tried out the whole 'hello mortal' for fun. some interesting ones:

bacon!

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You: greetings mortal
Stranger: hello bacon
You: bacon?
Stranger: nevermind
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

first one to not disconnect because of 'hello mortal'

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You: hello mortal
Stranger: Hey, thats my line!
You: aw hell no. what are you the god of? O_o
Stranger: Fat people and dr pepper
You: pfft. pepsi all the way man
Stranger: Whatever! Im watching Wallstreet, what about you?
You: watching Mike Row
Stranger: Im gonna openface sandwhich it with the futurama spoof
You: ....
You: wut?
Stranger: Futurama did a spoof episode where an 80s businessman was frozen and came to the future
You: O_o
Stranger: You dont like Futurama?
You: no, not really.
Stranger: Youve shot a sucking chest wound into my soul and then raped it
You: awsome!
You: i just knew upgrading to those soul-pericing rounds was worth the extra cash!
Stranger: Shhh those are a military secret!!!
You: pfft. not when you involve mad science!
You: thats when you get the giant robot death spiders with twin soul peircing miniguns and a ground-to-air rocket system on the back
You: it even has a....... MINIFRIDGE *cue dramatic music*
Stranger: When did this turn into warhammer 40k?
You: *pops a pepsi*]
You: i do not know, but it needs moar dakka now
You: y'know, your the first sane person on this site i think i met. its really only good for trolling for shits 'n' giggles
Stranger: Duh
You: ah well.
You have disconnected.

epic duel of an alien and a god!

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Stranger: Hi
You: hello mortal
Stranger: I AM NO MORTAL I AM ZAR FROM THE PLANET DROOL!
Stranger: I AM AN ALIEN VAMPIRE FUCKTARD!
You: *LE GASP!*
Stranger: Bow down and S my D
You: not if i VAPORIZE IT!
You: *ZAP*
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: BOW DOW AND SMY V
Stranger:  S my  V*
You: *ZAP*
Stranger: S my ass
You: *ZAP*
Stranger: *breaks zap gun*
You: *ZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAP*
Stranger: S MY T
You: *other raygun*
You: *ZAP*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

the (loud) tale of mother and daughter

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You: hello mortal
Stranger: HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO ANSWER A QUESTION?
You: HELLO YES A QUESTION SOUNDS GOOD
You: WHAT QUESTION IS THIS THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO ASK?
Stranger: WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE RELATIONSHIP OF THESE TWO MEN? http://i27.tinypic.com/6gephw.jpg
You: MOTHER AND DAUGHTER
You: CLEARLY
Stranger: THAT DOESN'T HELP ME
Stranger: BUT LOL THANKS
You: OK THEN
You have disconnected.

[zchris13]

This would make an amazing lets play.

[Okenido]

Too many sane people on tonight...

I was disappointed.

[Cthulhu]

I'm going to get a Khornate army to fight you, Org.

EDIT:  Omegle isn't loading for me

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Stranger: hi
You: ARE YOU TO BE THE BOOTLICK OF A PSYKER-EATING CORPSE?!
Stranger: sure, why not?
You: WEAKLING!
Stranger: wait... wait..
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm not
You: YOU CAN'T BE WISHY-WASHY
You: YOUR SKULL WILL GRACE KHORNE'S THRONE, LOYALIST SCUM
Stranger: hey - leave out the names, chuck brown
You: CHUCK BROWN!?
Stranger: i just forgot, i promised myself to Thor
Stranger: yea... got a problem, chuck?
You: FENRIR EATS THOR.
You: OR MAYBE ODIN
You: I DON'T REMEMBER
You: WHO CARES?!
Stranger: ... odin... (?..)
Stranger: exactly
You: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
You have disconnected.

A temporary setback.

[zchris13]

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You:
You: lolwhatanoob
You: GREETINGS MORTAL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi!
You: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN
You: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
Stranger: great thanks
Stranger: FUCK YOU
You: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION
Stranger: YES
Stranger: NOW GO ON
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

SUCCESS!!!!

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Stranger: Hey there.
You: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN
You: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
Stranger: JUST ONE HERE, BUT PEACHY KEEN
Stranger: IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER
You: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION
Stranger: GIVE UP US THE BOMB
You: No, now you say "WHAT YOU SAY!!!":
You: then I say "YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME"
You: HA HA HA HA ...
Stranger: Err...
Stranger: Man, long time since I've thought about that.
You: I KNOW I LOVE BAD TRANSLATIONS
You: So, to the point. M/F?
Stranger: M
You: Cool. Me to.
Stranger: I figured a girl wouldn't start that.
You: I'm a gonna go troll someone else now.
Stranger: Nice.
Stranger: Adios.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: How are you gentlemen
All your base are belong to us
Stranger: You are on the way to destruction
You: You have no chance to survive make your time.
ha ha ha ha ...
You have disconnected.

Pretty good, i guess:

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You: How are you gentlemen
All your base are belong to us
You are on the way to destruction
Stranger: hi
You: You have no chance to survive make your time.
ha ha ha ha ...

COMPLETE UNTRAMMELED SUCCESS:

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Stranger: hi
You: HI?
Stranger: how are you
You: CAPSLOCKMAKES ME DIZZY
Stranger: LOLCAPZLOCK
You: ohshit have you noticed that the selection thingy at the bottom does weird shit
Stranger: what?
You: there it goes again!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i dont know what you're talking about
Stranger: you been tokin?
You: I spent the last severl sessions trolling hardcore
You: You: How are you gentlemen
All your base are belong to us
You are on the way to destruction
Stranger: hi
You: You have no chance to survive make your time.
ha ha ha ha ...
You: That's a recap.
You: Great, no?
Stranger: fantastic
You: I know
You: It gives me a heavy case of the giggles
You: So, what do you do on this thing?
Stranger: depends
Stranger: on the day
Stranger: some days i just chat
Stranger: some days i lead men on until they get really into cybering then say something terrifying involving my chest hair or something
Stranger: heh heh
You: That's some good shit there
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: men are silly silly creatures
You: Hey! I resemble that remark!
Stranger: are you a silly silly creature?
You: No, I'm a dude!
You: (like theirs a difference?)
Stranger: then you're a silly silly creature
Stranger: haha
You: hehe.
You: How are you gentlemen
All your base are belong to us
You are on the way to destruction
Stranger: the english in that isn't even correct
Stranger: or is that a stylistic detail
You: Yeah, it was a really bad translation.
You: Some sort of fly around top down space shooter
You: Not flying around in a convertable in space, that's just silly.
Stranger: oh if i didn't hang out with so many druggies i wouldn't be able to make any sense of you
Stranger: too bad every single guy ive ever dated has been into drugs
You: I'm clean man, I'm clean!
Stranger: so i get used to that silly speak
Stranger: i dont touch the stuff myself though
You: I'm just crazy.
Stranger: me too
You: Difference between being drugged and crazy.
Stranger: its true
Stranger: but the outcome is similar
You: It's a pretty good game though.
Stranger: which one?
You: The game.
Stranger: ahhh
You: You just lost the game. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Stranger: the motha fuckin game
You have disconnected.

COMPLETE UNTRAMMELED FAILURE:

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Stranger: taiwan here
You: falcon punch?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.