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[Leafsnail]

I disconnected before he could type anymore.

Then you lost.

[Sappho]

I just had someone not say a word.  I tried to mess with them, but I guess I'll never know if it worked.

You: Your move.
You: Time's running out.
You: Oh god it's you, isn't it.
You: Oh not again...
You: Oh please, anyone but you...
You: Listen, I did everything I could.
You: I did everything like we agreed.
You: I had NO IDEA the cops were listening in. I SWEAR.
You: Please, just let her go.
You: That's it, I'm not asking anymore.
You: I'm coming over there right now, and I'm gonna TAKE her.
You: I hope you're watching your back.
You: You can't stay awake all the time.
You have disconnected.

[Cthulhu]

Stranger: pour some sugar on me!
You: I AM A PALADIN
You: YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME FALL?!
Stranger: where is ur boy tonight
You: I WILL SMITE YOU PUNK
Stranger: i hope he is a gentleman!
You: NO WAY YOU'RE MAKING ME FALL
Stranger: u are the best part of this town!
You: I KNOW HOW IT IS
You: WTF IS WRONG WITH THE DM?
Stranger: Let it roLL!
You: I AM NOT PLAYING A BLACKGUARD
Stranger: check ur formal list!
Stranger: i am still tryin
You: SO HELP ME DM
You: IF YOU MAKE ME FALL
You: I WILL CUT THIS TAVERN WENCH IN HALF
Stranger: i wanna marry alex gaskarth
Stranger: and jack barakat!
You: MARRIAGE IS HERESY
Stranger: boom boom pow
Stranger: ur boring
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sappho]

I've got a lot of people today who either say nothing or say "hi" then nothing after that.  They don't disconnect, they just say nothing.  Or maybe I keep getting the same person.  BORING!

[Jack_Bread]

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: OMG KAWAII DESU POCKY
Stranger: hi girl?
You: LOL SONY MITSUBISHI DESU
You: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
You: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
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Stranger: fucking idiot
You: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jackrabbit]

Conversations I have had, all following the same formula.

Me: Guess what you just lost!
Stranger: Wat/HAI/ASL LOL
Me: The game.
Stranger: Wat/Huh?/Your conversational partner has disconnected
Me: You lose
Stranger: Disconnect/Ooooh. OH NOES

I feel dumber than usual just by doing this.

[Cthulhu]

You should, man.  Nobody makes people lose the game on Omegle anymore.

[Jackrabbit]

Too easy.

[Nilocy]

I like this program alot, met some guy in texas whose studying classical music and had to go to work. I wonder if it were one of you.

[Muz]

I did some nice trolls on Omegle which I won't post here. There was a nice lass on the other end who fell for the prank, and lived in my area too, and that's when the connection broke. Dammit, Omegle is hopeless when trolling turns to actual conversation.

[Heron TSG]

I did some nice trolls on Omegle which I won't post here. There was a nice lass on the other end who fell for the prank, and lived in my area too, and that's when the connection broke. Dammit, Omegle is hopeless when trolling turns to actual conversation.

Or were they trolling YOU about their location!?

[Cthulhu]

I've always wanted to do that.  Pretend to be a girl and agree with all of the guy's interests, and then at some point act like I want to give him my email, and standby my modem while I'm typing my email.

[Heron TSG]

I got someone to say they wanted to shit on their own face.

[woose1]

Stranger: hi, where are you from?
You: Hi, I'm 4, a hermaphrodite and I live on mars.
Stranger: ditto
You: Cool.
You: Well you're the first person not to instantly disconnect.
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: im 16 f US
You: But... you lied to me! D:
Stranger: do you like chunkymonkey ice cream?
You: You said you were from mars!
You: Actually, that's all I eat.
You: Freeze dried heated dried chunkymonkey icecream, yessirre.
Stranger: that doesnt sound as good as the real thing
You: Is it just me, or is the Omegle selling quote hilarious? "Talk to strangers!" XD
Stranger: haha yes! its my first day using it and when my friends told me about it i told her its like the epitome of what parents dont want their kids to do
You: Oh right, "Stranger danger!"
You: Well, for all you know I could be standing right outside your window RIGHT now.
You: DON'T LOOK!
You: That will REALLY piss me off!

You have disconnected.

[Org]

Stranger: Hey
You: OY
You: IZ YOU FIGHTIN?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and u?
You: CAN YOU ADD MOAR DAKKA?!
Stranger: nope
You: WELL
Stranger: what is this
You: CAN YOU MAKE IT MOAR CHOPPY?
Stranger: turn off caps lock pls
You: WOT'S CAPSLOCK?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Git's muckin about.

Lol for the ork!

Edit:
You: OY!
Stranger: hi
You: IS YOU FIGHTIN?
Stranger: what?
You: CAN YOU ADD MOAR DAKKA?
Stranger: a?
You: CAN YOU MAKE IT MORE CHOPPY?
Stranger: are you crazy?)