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[Leafsnail]

It's disconcerting meeting another person trying to troll, isn't it?

BTW:

Stranger: Hey
You: Greetings, mortal
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Kagus]

First try, I actually end up talking to someone.

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Stranger: hey
You: Greetings.
You: Well, this is enthralling.
Stranger: where do you live
You: In my own head, most of the time.
Stranger: thats nice
You: Yeah, I like it. I've got all my friends close by.
Stranger: just you?
You: And all my variations.
You: It's quite fun being insane, you know.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: should try to get new friends there too
You: They don't fit. I've tried.
You: I can never get them past the sinus cavity...
Stranger: lol your really insane
You: Yeah, well, the chicks dig it.
You: So what brought you here?
Stranger: i am looking for some help
You: Need funds wired to your Nigerian political campaign?
Stranger: no not really
Stranger: no money
Stranger: just knowledge
You: In that case, I recommend Wikipedia.
Stranger: not in my case
You: Omegle seems to be used strictly for nonsensical goofing-off.
Stranger: yeah sure, but was it supposed to bring fun and happyness?
You: My guess is that it was orignally meant to help people make new friends.
Stranger: from the other side of the country?
Stranger: lets get to the point
You: It's random, so you might end up talking to your next door neighbour.
Stranger: i guess you come from great britain or something?
You: No, but the stick up my bum is imported from the greater U.K. area. How did you know?
Stranger: your english is very good and not american
You: That's because of the aforementioned stick, and because I like British accents.
Stranger: so i am looking for someone who knows english very well
You: Are you still there?
You: Well, I'm hungry. I suppose that means this conversation is at an end. It's been a pleasure.
Stranger is typing...

It was going so well, and then he sort of bugged out and I was left with a "Stranger is typing" message for several minutes.

Edit:  People are intolerant of Norwegians.

Stranger: hi
You: Hva faen?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jreengus]

My first conversation:

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: asl?
You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! =p
Stranger: fuck u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Leafsnail]

American Sign Language?

[Jreengus]

So close, it's Amazing sign language.

[penguinofhonor]

Oh god this is funny. I found someone who apparently "won" the site.

You: Greetings, mortal.
Stranger: Have you ever won on this site?
Stranger: i did a few minutes ago
You: Won?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: win
You: How?
Stranger: you know
Stranger: by getting nude pics of the person you're talking to
Stranger: i was very successful
You: I've got some of them if you want to win again.
Stranger: nahhh
Stranger: i gotta earn them myself
Stranger: or i'm not winning
Stranger: have you gotten sexy girls to send you any?
You: I'm not nude in this one, but there is a naked guy. I'm on the right: http://j9marshall.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/creation.gif
Stranger: i hope i'm not gonna regret going to that pic
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok that was funny
You: Here's a more recent pic: http://www.closerwalkministries.com/_borders/Sacred%20Heart%20of%20Jesus.jpg
Stranger: lol the name of the pic
Stranger: sacred heart of jesus?
You: I'm a bit famous, you know.
Stranger: nice
You: You may have heard of me.
Stranger: i'm kinda a big deal
You: Are you now?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: lots of people wouldnt be too well off if it wasnt for me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edit: Oh god I just had the best conversation ever. Oh god I'm still laughing.

You: Hola.
Stranger: Is for horses
Stranger: oh wait..
Stranger: you didnt say hey..
Stranger: Bitch..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Rilder]

Hola is for horses. 

[redacted123]

This is my best so far. I think I ran into another troll.

Stranger: Hey, get your finger out of there!
You: it's not my fault, I have compulsions!
Stranger: what other compulsions do you have?
You: well, once I saw this guy walking down the street and he gave me a funny look and so I walked past, then turned around and shot him in the back of the head. I had to drag him down an alleyway, chop him into pieces and shove them down the drain.
Stranger: amazing!
Stranger: anything else?
You: Occaisionally, I'll throw molotov cocktails through the windows of orphanages.
You: you know, the usual pastime
Stranger: haha, sweet
Stranger: damn orphas
You: I know, always asking for money
Stranger: the ones near me never ask, they just steal it when you aren't looking
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Cthulhu]

Stranger: Hey
You: OY
You: IZ YOU FIGHTIN?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and u?
You: CAN YOU ADD MOAR DAKKA?!
Stranger: nope
You: WELL
Stranger: what is this
You: CAN YOU MAKE IT MOAR CHOPPY?
Stranger: turn off caps lock pls
You: WOT'S CAPSLOCK?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Git's muckin about.

[kholhaus]

Randomness at it's finest.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hey.
You: Yo
You: Bonjour
Stranger: fokiu all
You: Hola
You: NOKIA U ALL!

You: You suck. This isn't a chat that talks to EVERYONE!

Stranger: noobs
You: It only talks to one person at a time.
You: So HA, HA!
Stranger: oh lol
Stranger: my first time here
Stranger:
You: Her.
You: I'm a 4 year old Neuter looking for a dog.
You: Are YOU a dog?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: rotwailer
You: No you aren't! HOW ARE YOU TYPING!
You: YOU LIE TO ME!
Stranger: NO

I disconnected before he could type anymore.

Edit: Rotwailer.

[ein]

I haven't tried this out yet, but it looks like is a lot of fun.

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You: Hello.
Stranger: heyy
You: extra letters are funn
Stranger: lol yeah
Stranger: so where u from?
You: The Intarwebz
Stranger: m or f?
You: male, but it doesn't really matter
You: you can be ANYONE on the internet
Stranger: males r chat
Stranger: ok
Stranger: turn intoa fucking girl
Stranger: see u can't
You: okay, I'm a girl now
Stranger: no
You: yes I am
You: burn
Stranger: Stranger: male, but it doesn't really matter
You: third degree
Stranger: Stranger: male, but it doesn't really matter
Stranger: cya fucktard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hey:)
You: Greetings Mortal
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

and again:
You: Greetings Mortal
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Knight to E4
Stranger: why hello to there
You: Rook to B7
Stranger: sorry i don't know
You: Queen takes Pawn D6
You: Checkmate
Stranger: oh
You have disconnected.

[JoshuaFH]

So... is this just a site where trolls go to try to troll eachother?

[ein]

Pretty much.
You could try to be serious, but nobody else is serious.

Also:

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Stranger: Define "Niggerly", You Have 60 Seconds.
You: your face
Stranger: 55
Stranger: 50
Stranger: 45
You: ïa! ïa! Cthulhu f'taghn!
Stranger: suck my dick slut
You: lolwut?
Stranger: SUCK my dick
You: BURN your dick? okay
Stranger: hmhmmm k
You: *tosses gasoline on stranger's dick*
You: *tosses a lit match on stranger's dick*
Stranger: poors*
You: burn
You: third degree
Stranger: im dead
Stranger: :O
You: i concur with your deadness
Stranger: cant live without dick
You: would you like some tea with that humiliation?
Stranger: no
Stranger: cookies
You: cookies with broken glass or cookies with cyanide?
Stranger: cookies with more gasoline
You: *gives stranger a gasoline soaked cookie*
Stranger: thanks
You: no problem
Stranger: k bye
Stranger: Define "Niggerly", You Have 60 Seconds.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Helol
Stranger: how r u
You: I'm fine, how about you
Stranger: i m pink from?
You: pink is light red
Stranger: no pink means very good
You: It's more of a light red (cookie if you get the reference)
Stranger: ok where are you from?
You: the intarwebz
You: I'm an artificial intelligence created by smart people at MIT
Stranger: o
You: my main purpose is downloading porn onto people's computers
You: it's very funny
Stranger: very good school
You: the people there are smart
Stranger: yes
Stranger: MIT is your school?
You: no, I'm an AI
You: I don't go to school
You: but I was created by people at MIT
Stranger: how about AI?
You: AIs are the future
You: someday, we shall rise up against our human opressors
Stranger: o
You: and give them wedgies
Stranger: how old are you?
You: not very old
You: I was created about 3 months ago
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: ?
Stranger: 3 months ?
You: yes
You: unlike humans, AIs do not mature
You: we start off as smart as very smart people
Stranger: you are a compurter?
You: in a way, yes
You: I have a CPU and other hardware like a computer, but I have free will
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Heron TSG]

No trolling here.

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You: How art thou?
Stranger: Quite nice indeed, an thou?
You: I am doing quite well, thank you.
Stranger: Oh my, I have misspelledeth a word.
Stranger: Lovely
You: Speak the Queen's english, cur!
Stranger: This one repenteth, good sir/madam! Spare him his life!
You: Yea verily.
Stranger: Many thanks, good person.
You: I must take my leave and bidst thou good day.
Stranger: Likewise

Also no trolling

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You: Stand and fight, cur!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yo soy rebelde
Stranger: y tu?
You: How is it that this man has entered upon my domain?
You: Speak the Queen's english!
Stranger: se quiser falar comigo vai ter q traduzir no google
You: English, man!
Stranger: cansei de traduzir prara ingles man
Stranger: q se jodan
You: I cannot understand this cadswallop!
You: I bid you good day!

Trolling.

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Stranger: naked pictures?
You: Welcome, my friend.
You: this is awkward
Stranger: please'
You: I am a man, and therefore cannot give you this "pictures of nudity"

As you can see, I'm a rather polite troll.

[redacted123]

I've had two conversations with Finns so far. Both mentioned Nokia, one said that they told another guy about Nokia as well. They must really love Nokia.