You: Greetings, mortal.
Stranger: helloooo
You: How are things in the mortal realm?
Stranger: cant complain, bit chilly
You: Well, that's how we designed it.
Stranger: hmm
You: Don't complain, though. Over 99% of the universe is so cold you'd die in a second.
Stranger: seems liek a flaw condisering you designed the world to be chilly yet you didnt design us to adapt to that temperature
You: Well, sometimes we like watching you guys suffer.
You: It's pretty funny sometimes.
Stranger: i could imagine
You: Like back with that Hitler guy? We could have stopped that in a second, but it was too damn funny.
You: And all those hurricanes. Tornadoes, too.
Stranger: yeahh it was
but hey thanks for having that happen before i was born
You: Oh, don't worry.
You: We've got something in store for you pretty soon.
Stranger: I see
Stranger: nothing I can't handle im sure
Stranger: being a saiyan and all
You: Can't tell, though. Don't want to ruin the joke.
Stranger: well i look forward to it
You: Well, that's the only way you can look at it.
You: Considering you won't live long enough to look back at it.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: well
Stranger: people die
Stranger: happens
Stranger: i wont complain
You: You're a pretty cynical guy.
You: Well, better than all those people who are all wailing and crying all the time.
You: They really can't take a joke.
Stranger: well i cant really say it'll be the highlight of my life, dying and all
Stranger: but when it comes it comes
Stranger: so why bitch about it
You: Make sure to go down laughing.
Stranger: exactly
You: If you do, you're pretty much guaranteed a spot up here.
Stranger: sounds like my kind of place
You: You'd think it would be crowded, but dying laughing is actually a pretty hard thing to do.
Stranger: really? i imagine it as being quite easy
Stranger: regardless of pain or humiliation
You: It doesn't count if you fake it.
Stranger: obviously
You: Yeah. Most people cry. Killjoys.
Stranger: yeahh
You: And some people go in their sleep. Or telling someone they love them. So boring.
Stranger: mind you
Stranger: they come into the world crying
Stranger: guess it would make sense to leave it like that
You: What? Don't you want to leave in a better state than you came in?
Stranger: but yes boring
Stranger: well its all depending on how you see life i guess
You: Honestly, if you die crying it just proves that you haven't improved in the time we've given you.
Stranger: if peole are crying when they die
Stranger: guess they didnt learn anything about life
You: Exactly.
You: Don't repeat their mistakes.
You: You know, I might have just made you into a prophet. Brag about that to your friends.
Stranger: i've maintained my non mistakes life so far
Stranger: will do
Stranger: do i get paid?
You: Eh, not really.
You: In fact you might get crucified.
Stranger: I see, any perks at all?
Stranger: hmm
You: Well, you're more likely to become a deity when you die.
Stranger: do i get any kind of special powers?
You: Not till the afterlife, I'm afraid.
Stranger: I see
You: Though the ex-prophets up here are a bit better off than average.
Stranger: surely i could do things to prove to others of your existance?
Stranger: turn coke into lemonade?
You: No. We refuse to prove our existance.
Stranger: then why have you shown yourself to me?
You: A magician never reveals the secrets behind his tricks, and all that.
You: Well this isn't proof, really.
You: I could just be some 16 year old kid sitting in my room pretending to be a deity on some random chat site.
You: But you have to believe.
Stranger: might as well, got nothing better to do
You: Think about it. Everyone knows magicians don't really do magic, but they believe while they're watching it and are impressed.
You: That's what you've got to do.
Stranger: yeahhh
Stranger: makes sense
You: Of course it makes sense. Heck, I know the guy that invented sense.
You: And the guy that invented Heck, for that matter.
Stranger: so who are you anyway? harry potter?
You: No, just some nearly-omnipotent deity that likes to mess around with mortals on occaision.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: must be fun
Stranger: being you
You: It is.
Stranger: im a saiyan who has unbelivable power and enough energy to destroy the universe
Stranger: im not omnipotent
Stranger: but i could easily get rid of all you have made
You: Sure you are.
You: I know the guy who invented you saiyans and he put you guys on an entirely different planet from the earthlings.
Stranger: yeahh.. we had some trouble and it kinda blew up
Stranger: i landed here on a pod
Stranger: i was sent here to destroy earth
You: It was pretty funny when he inspired some guy to make an anime.
You: About saiyans.
Stranger: yeahh ahaha
Stranger: silly japanese
You: We like to mess with them more than other people, you know.
You: That's why they're so messed up.
You: Really funny.
Stranger: makes sense
Stranger: hilarious
You: Yeah. They have pizzas with little pizzas on them, with the crust made of hot dogs.
You: We've been planning that one for centuries. We invented sausage and Italy just so that pizza-hot dog-pizza could exist.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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