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[Leafsnail]

It would end up as a sortof razor wire lump, I suppose.  That's probably the closest you can get to your omni sharpened warhammer...

[Vester]

If you are using a clump of mud as a weapon and you strangle someone to death with it shouldn't it be more like shoving it down their throat so they choke to death?

That's actually a better way to think about it. Because I can't imagine choking someone out with a clump of mud.

[piecewise]

If you are using a clump of mud as a weapon and you strangle someone to death with it shouldn't it be more like shoving it down their throat so they choke to death?

That's actually a better way to think about it. Because I can't imagine choking someone out with a clump of mud.

Mud on hands
hands on neck

simple

[Rakonas]

I think a good way to train wrestling would be to find a small child, rip it's clothes off and pinch its lower body until it dies..Just sayin'. 

[Vester]

I think a good way to train wrestling would be to find a small child, rip it's clothes off and pinch its lower body until it dies..Just sayin'. 

What.

[Stormrage]

I think a good way to train wrestling would be to find a small child, rip it's clothes off and pinch its lower body until it dies..Just sayin'. 

I actually did something like that once. First I broke all his limbs, then I took all his clothes off, then I gouged his eyes and let him go. He bled to death after a couple of minutes.

[Bricks]

The joke here is that it's physically impossible to sharpen every surface of a weapon. Thats why it's dwarfy

Differentiable-nowhere weapons.

[PencilinHand]

I think a good way to train wrestling would be to find a small child, rip it's clothes off and pinch its lower body until it dies..Just sayin'. 

I actually did something like that once. First I broke all his limbs, then I took all his clothes off, then I gouged his eyes and let him go. He bled to death after a couple of minutes.

I have figured out how to brake joints(life saver vs my "enhanced" mega and semi-mega beasts)and take items off of an opponent while wrestling but I haven't figured out how to gouge out eyes, yet.

[Rakonas]

I think a good way to train wrestling would be to find a small child, rip it's clothes off and pinch its lower body until it dies..Just sayin'. 

I actually did something like that once. First I broke all his limbs, then I took all his clothes off, then I gouged his eyes and let him go. He bled to death after a couple of minutes.

grab their head with a spare hand, scroll past the pinch nose, ears, etc. Gouge out eyes, simple.
I have figured out how to brake joints(life saver vs my "enhanced" mega and semi-mega beasts)and take items off of an opponent while wrestling but I haven't figured out how to gouge out eyes, yet.

[Stormrage]

I think a good way to train wrestling would be to find a small child, rip it's clothes off and pinch its lower body until it dies..Just sayin'. 

I actually did something like that once. First I broke all his limbs, then I took all his clothes off, then I gouged his eyes and let him go. He bled to death after a couple of minutes.

I have figured out how to brake joints(life saver vs my "enhanced" mega and semi-mega beasts)and take items off of an opponent while wrestling but I haven't figured out how to gouge out eyes, yet.

grab their head with a spare hand, scroll past the pinch nose, ears, etc. Gouge out eyes, simple.

fix'd

[killaconcarnage]

i think sharping yore war hammer like that whoud make a ball and i the ball is some how sharp

[ArkDelgato]

i think sharping yore war hammer like that whoud make a ball and i the ball is some how sharp

So wrapping a hammer in razor wire?

[Vester]

More like a Sphere of Annihilation.

[Creaca]

Keg o' Brew + Wimpy Elf Spear = makeshift DWARFY War Maul

[Arrkhal]

Actually, sharpening a hammer would result in a pick, or an axe, or a pickaxe.

Now we know how those were invented.

And since no one brought it up, fish wrestling.  I usually prefer fish wrestling over zombie wrestling, because you train swimming at the same time (though much slower), you don't have to worry about getting thirsty, and fish are much easier to find.  You just want your swimming skill to be 7 to start, so you don't auto-drown when you get tired.